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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

*pulls out guitar

This is Ground Control to Major Tom

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

Every time i think of this song I'm reminded how funny it was to me to hear the radio edited version of this song which removed all references to suicide which if you recall the song was most of it.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 hours ago

Sooo... It was just the instrumental version?

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Lol pretty much. Let me see if i can remember how it went:

Cut my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

---------, no breathing

Don't give a ----- if I ----- -----



Do you even care if I die bleeding?

Would it be wrong, would it be right

If I took -- ---- ------------?

Chances are that I might

Mutilation out of sight

And I'm ----------------- -------.

[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 hours ago

John: *eats bread with mayo*
Jesus: *blushes*

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 7 hours ago

John, the disciple whom Jesus loved...

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

*kicks me in the chest

And this is Sparta

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 hours ago

read up on "transubstantiation" if you're not familiar and want to know how absolutely fucking bonkers catholicism is, just like all religions

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 8 hours ago

tl;dr: Catholic canon says that the cracker and wine literally become the actual flesh and blood of Jesus when they are "consecrated" (whatever the hell that means).

[-] deus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

This is metal as hell.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 7 hours ago
[-] ptolemy@infosec.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

Shia LaBeouf

[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

It's even more bonkers that if you puke after communion, it un-tra substantiates and turns back into normal bread and wine. This is why we can never observe the magic.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

Truly mysterious.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Ahh the title spoiled the punchline

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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