He's clinging onto life so hard because, as a religious man, he knows he's going straight to hell
Considering his statements since, honestly this is probably it lol
Dems sacrifice 1000 staffers each day to keep him alive
The golden farce
Each staffer must be branded by Klobachar's stapler first.
He would make a great supreme court judge
These are his prime years too!
That motherfucker died 2 months ago and they threw him on ice to claim the title of first president to live to 100.
I mean, the current president is braindead too
the comparison is unfair... even Carter had more brain at his early 80s than him currently
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
they could probably keep Biden alive as some sort of brainless fungus cell culture
Remember how the blue zones of longest life in USA were just few weeks ago proven in the Ignoble-awarded research as areas with increased retirement fraud? This is the presidental retirement fraud.
4 more years! He's electable if you vote for him! Harm reduction! 
this is so depressing because someone i love is in a similar state.
can't even afford to go see him, trying to make arrangements anyway.
fuck jimmy carter i guess but im just seeing my own family in that corpse
bro looks more like jimmy carted than jimmy carter. he aint doing shit in the present tense, that's for sure
Jimmy Cart him off to the morgue
Jimmy PokémonGo to the Morgue 
Jimmy Cartuah
honest to god I think he's still looking better than Prince Philip 
just let the damn dude stay home jesus christ this is just embarassing
Just put coins over my eyes and fill me with heroin at that point, jesus.
This is just depressing wtf
My worst nightmare is this.
That's fucking terrifying.
Fuckin ell
yeah he's gone soon
I once had the pleasure of interviewing a 102 year old and he was walking around with a zimmer, getting taxis to the community centre, hanging out with the crew...
Playdead Carti over here is fried
I mean, he can still run for president, which would be pretty funny. But the dems won't let him do that.
He would still be younger than Joe Biden
He'd probably be the best possible (2-party duopoly) candidate, even. Simply because everyone since has been so much worse (and he has the post-nut clarity that AmeriKKKa is "the most warlike nation in the history of the world")
Right, no one else's got the courage to 
out of mercy?
Welp, tis the way of life... 
If I ever end up like this I hope my family has the decency to start feeding me some of that lead filled applesauce, or at least bump the heater down a few degrees overnight
boring ahh birthday
We are this close to entombing our presidents in a golden throne and worshipping them for millenia.
Futurama
This is a Halloween prop!
I watched the show claim to fame, which is about celebrity relatives and we have to guess who everyone is related to. Anyway, his grandson was on the show and was crying that his grandfather is on his last legs and it's not looking good. That was 2023.
well at least hes suffering
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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