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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 115 points 1 month ago

Donald J. Harris.

There is a god and they have a sense of humor.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is why I worship the great trickster god. Reality is entertainment for entities beyond our comprehension.

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

they're perfectly comprehensible in their shit-assness

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

We live in a videogame, and a child is doing the equivalent of taking away the pool ladder in the sims

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 100 points 1 month ago

Kamala my daughter, I have taught you the ways of Marxism, make america a communist country.

jokermala Ogey

top-cop [accelerates late stage capitalism ushering in american style fascism]

Kamala, how could you possibly think that's what I meant?

volcel-kamala Another day another banger!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 82 points 1 month ago

Gee, real head scratcher.

God that must feel awful watching your daughter turn in to girlboss hitler.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

I mean the dude's a very slightly left-leaning neoliberal economist at Princeton so let's not give him too much credit. He's mostly pissed at all the "Jamaicans like smoking weed" references his daughter keeps making.

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's like Buttigieg's dad, people hear Marxist and think some sort of radical, instead of a boringly standard academic in history or economics.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

He's mostly pissed at all the "Jamaicans like smoking weed" references his daughter keeps making.

Wild isn't it, imagine having a daughter who first gained notoriety for her brutal ""tough on crime"" policies which imprisoned people (predominantly black and other POC though that's obvious) for weed, and then made a 180° turn to becoming the most annoying "weed, bro" hunter stereotype panderer.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It isn't the most infuriating thing that she's done, but it's up there.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Looking it up if nothing else it had a hell of a payoff: https://web.archive.org/web/20190218061545/https://www.jamaicaglobalonline.com/donald-harris-slams-his-daughter-senator-kamala-harris-for-fraudulently-stereotyping-jamaicans-and-accusing-her-of-playing-identity-politics/

“My dear departed grandmothers(whose extraordinary legacy I described in a recent essay on this website), as well as my deceased parents , must be turning in their grave right now to see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics. Speaking for myself and my immediate Jamaican family, we wish to categorically dissociate ourselves from this travesty.”

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

He certainly has a way with words

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Oh. I thought he was cooler than that.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I must regretfully inform you that reports of Kamala's dad's Marxism appear to have been overblown

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

And she's like "first off I'm gonna be a cop"

No! That's not how this works! Poor dude

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago

They should respect that poor man's privacy. I can't imagine the shame he must feel for having the "genocide with joy" girl boss as a daughter

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago

Donald J.

The universe blessed us with this

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

More proof we're in a simulation

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago

Am I just thinking about it too much or is it not weird that they used his middle initial? Almost as if they want to draw a line to a certain other Donald J.

[-] hexaglycogen@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

to be fair, i think it might just be because it's funny. it is funny.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

If my daughter turned out to be a demon, I wouldn't want to talk to her either

[-] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Idk I'd probably be talking to priests and magicians trying to find a way to exorcise the demon or else contain her power.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Imagine saying something out of pocket during class and he just hits you with this look.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

You fucking KNOW this guy is about to make you make an ass of yourself

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

Gonna guess it started when she became a cop and firmly solidified when she became a politician cop.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

Put him in, coach.

Let's get him in that cabinet

[-] Sausage@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

I think it’s because he had some drama about custody with his former ex wife

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Sausage@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Please get him on tv as an October surprise

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