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[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 122 points 6 days ago

"Trump walked on stage, shit his pants, and swore at the audience. His polling subsequently went up 3 pts."

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 39 points 6 days ago

We really are that fucking stupid... It's absolutely insane

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

MTG claims Democrats beamed shit into Trump's pants with lasers.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago

And using a bathroom when you have perfectly good pants is considered woke.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 82 points 6 days ago

Trump could spend three hours rambling to his crowd about how fat, stupid and gullible they all are and they would still vote for him. He couldn't make them dislike him no matter how hard he tried.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

For, say, nine years.

[-] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 41 points 6 days ago

“Our whole country will end up being like Detroit if she’s your president. You’re going to have a mess on your hands,” Trump said.

Michigan polling shows Harris and Trump still caught up in a very tight race.

😒

Trump hates veterans and seems to see them as suckers, losers, etc. And yet, I've seen a shocking number of "Veterans for Trump" signs.

Like there are veterans who believe that it's all the OTHER veterans that Trump thinks are losers. All the other veterans except them.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Superpac money is helping here, it's the only money that actually works for him because the rest is funneled right into his bank account.

It's terrifying really, it means moving forward the candidate has less and less power even after elected, the interests are now very well organized.

[-] SmokumJoe@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago
[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago
[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago

Agent Orange

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

If it’s leaking down your pants and pooling in your shoes…

It’s not a fart.

Ever notice that odd noise when he walks?

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

If you're sliding into Two, and your pants are full of poo...

Diarrhear

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

If you're driving in your chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy...

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[-] SmokumJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Some YouTube videos I saw pointed out a subtle sound that happens after he makes the Detroit comment that does indeed sound like a fart. Might not be. It's real subtle.

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of... those people. They'll eat this shit up.

[-] oo1@lemmings.world 11 points 6 days ago

Presumably he wants the rural votes in MI, who may also hate Detroit.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Suburbs. Detroit has been a “donut” city, hollowed out by flight to the suburbs. It’s finally starting to come back but it’s surrounded by wealthy suburbs who hate Detroit

[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago

It almost feels like Harris is not running anymore. What are the Dems doing?

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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