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[-] Crow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 22 hours ago

If I had bottom surgery and one of these, I'd pack. The bulge in there is the best part

Yes I really want it. I don't really care about wearing these tight looking outfits. I just want to not have these things (my penis and my testicles) hanging between my legs, they're disgusting. HRT has shrank them a lot but I would be much happier if they were completely gone and I had a vagina, or even nothing at all. I'd rather have nothing than have them. I did actually try to cut them off before but I didn't have it in me to get little more than through the surface before backing out from the blood and pain.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't that potentially cause a lot (a loooot) of blood loss? Genetalia seem to be pretty well circulated, see: what stays warm when cold.

Hope you're doing ok

[-] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 10 points 19 hours ago

I'm doing better now. That was before I was on HRT that I tried to do away with them myself. I'm feeling better now, less grossed out and uncomfortable because of how much they've shrank. I still wish they were completely gone though.

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 18 points 1 day ago

Ngl, being able to wear leggins is about 90% of the benefit of SRS for me.

It's been 5 or 6 years, 100% worth it.

  • Sent from my phone while wearing leggins
[-] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[-] FMC8456@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Who says you can't, I've done it before and it's fine, just gotta push the bits to the side or tuck them down below but it still works.

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 92 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think that a large majority of trans girls don't have body shapes like that, so the idea kinda falls flat and you end up hating yourself because even after bottom surgery, you still can't pull off that look at all.

Not that I would know anything about that 🤥

Edit: Yes, I get that this is on the extreme side of things, but as I said in another comment, there is a phenotype and often we don't fit into the one we so desperately want to.

I often times hate these trans/hrt memes because of how comedically unrealistic the results they portray are and how shitty they make me feel.

Its a bone of contention for me.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 day ago

a large majority of trans girls don't have body shapes like that

Cis girls too. These are extreme body types (likely a good bit of photo fuckery too)

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I at least notice heavy photoshopping on the middle and right one, especially apparent from the front. Yeah, cosplayers often do a lot of photoshopping, especially the erotic ones. Sometimes to a laughable amount, to still get an hourglass-shape while someone's plus sized (which wouldn't be a problem for me, except other men).

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A large majority of us born female (female-bodied) also do not have that shape either. In fact even those models probably don't have that shape.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 71 points 2 days ago

Every time I see or hear the phrase bottom surgery, I imagine going in to get a fatter ass.

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

Brain surgery that turns tops into bottoms

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 days ago

I had a dream once that a pimp was in charge of alteration surgeries, and trans people walked in and he would go "FO' YOUZ I GIVE MA BOTTOM SURGERY, SHE DA BEST SURGERY, MY MAIN SURGERY" and he was the best doctor in town for it.

iirc in college humors Dimension 20, a transmasc character gets top surgery from the sketchy mob surgeon

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

I think they've dropped the College Humor name, now they're Dropout.

Which season is that? Is it Fantasy High Senior Year?

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[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 days ago

Spider-man wears something similar, I'm sure a skilled tailor can make your dream come true

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Or a latex fetish shop.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 29 points 2 days ago
[-] lud@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

They don't look as good, duh.

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Im sorry but Henry cavill look THAT GOOD

[-] lud@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Ok, but will I or the average person?

This is probably the best I could do

(Yes I know that most probably couldn't pull off a good looking Spider woman either but yeah.

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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago
[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 22 hours ago
[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago
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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

You can Photoshop your body just like they did.

[-] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago

one word. tucking. good luck bestie

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

coward, if people can't handle your glory that just means they're envious.

athletes wear tiny tight pants all the time and no one tells them to tuck

[-] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 days ago

I tuck because I don't want to look down and see the thing either.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Good point, in that case a "dance belt" may be a good choice. It helps keep your balls from getting stuck on that seam between your legs, provides freedom of movement, and makes the total bulge more prominent (while also smoothing out the actual details).

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

ideally the suit would just actually be designed to contain your artillery

Tucking literally isn't enough for me, I feel dysphoria because I have it, not just because other people see it. I still feel it and know its there. It feels gross, it makes me feel gross. I just wish it was gone 😭

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Issue is, it's not just the looks, but also:

  • people just feel dysphoric about it in general,
  • some people would like to (primarily) be penetrated, but anal sex is too painful for them,
  • even then, it needs preparation, unless you're a special kind of pervert that likes the fact, that people poop from there,
  • genital preferences of others.
[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Try a tucking thong first, it's cheaper

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Gaff is the usual term for these, and yeah that's what I came to the comment section to mention too. If you can't afford one (anyone reading) then Point of Pride has a program to get a free one: https://www.pointofpride.org/free-femme-shapewear

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

Ass always looks good in tight fitting suits, doesn't need to be a phat round booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Oh honey that is not what bottom surgery means here

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

😂😂😂😂

[-] yuri@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

whats funny is they genuinely would look better to me if they had realistic proportions, i’m attracted to humans not skeletons w/ass

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 1 day ago

"This body is unattainable for me personally, thus it is unrealistic on others in media" ok buddy

[-] yuri@pawb.social 0 points 21 hours ago

maybe you meant to reply to someone else? i said “i don’t think this is attractive or realistic” not some whack ass shit about my own body goals.

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 18 hours ago

No, I replied to the right person. When you call proportions that exist unrealistic, you are calling the people who have them fake, so you deserved some light ribbing.

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[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Stupid sexy spiders. I'm pretty sure Mark Bagley's Ultimate Spider-Man is the root of many of my own insecurities.

[-] Dpof@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

how 196 users count: :3 :4 :5

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