My cousin claims to be a servant of chaos undivided but is far more dedicated to Slannesh than Grandfather Nurgle, should I cut them out of my life? (hexbear.net)

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Just as long as they aren't secretly worshiping the corpse emperor they should be ok. Too many chaos worshippers get hung up on impurity tests and being "the right kind of chaos" when we really need to be presenting a united front against the followers of the corpse emperor. Chaos unity is important, we all want a galaxy free of the imperium for the glory of our dark gods, and if we spend all our time arguing amongst ourselves that can only serve the corpse on terra

Chaos Undivided Thought is the best path forward, and you don't want to fall to revisionists that say Abbadon should have focused on building Chaos in the Eye of Terror before spreading it to the rest of the galaxy, but you shouldn't disregard those sympathetic to our cause just because they are more dedicated to perfecting their murder-symphony than they are spreading Papa Nurgle's gifts

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago

Just passing through to let all the filthy mon-keigh know that in the aeldari craftworlds communism is already a reality. Sucks to suck.

[-] somename@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

I always find that funny, considering it was almost certainly by accident and they'd probably try to grimdarkify it more if they realized. They do the shit they did to the Tau on them.

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

they'd probably try to grimdarkify it

I mean the Eldar did communism so hard and it was so good that they created a god of pleasure so

[-] somename@hexbear.net 1 points 34 minutes ago

The craft worlds are a different system than the general aeldari empire was.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

Tau

i remember the insane crying by all the fans being so utterly distraught over the existence of "Good Guys" in their grimdark setting, also all the standard asian hate that happens less now, because anime is more mainstream

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

yea

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Commander Farsight.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 9 points 5 hours ago

I missed the op that we're meeting on, can someone give me a link?

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The comments in this thread (not the OP)

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

Pretty sure it's this one instead. Similar though ig

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

They wrote that one after arguing in the comments of the first one

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

UMMM, chat? YTA

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

i-cant

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

Why the change of heart for your cousin, siccboi? Only a bird-brain could hatch such a plot.

[-] ButterBallBaby@hexbear.net 26 points 8 hours ago

YOU HUMIES IZ ALWAYS SAYIN ONE OV'YA GODZ IZ BETTAH DAN DA OVA. WEEZ GOT TWO GODS AND DAY IZ BOF DA BEST.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 7 hours ago

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 13 points 7 hours ago

GORK IS BEST, ALSO MORK IS BEST!!!

IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

Cunning and strong, strong and cunning.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

NO ITS STRONG AND CUNNING AND CUNNING AND STRONG!!!

WAAAARRRRGH!!!

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

Nah, MORK brutally cunning, and GORK cunningly brutal!

You lookin' fer a KRUMPIN'?

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

COME AT ME GIT!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 6 hours ago

This is incorrect IT'S CUNNING AND STRONG.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 6 hours ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 6 hours ago

[-] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 hours ago

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

Slannesh support is a red flag at all, claiming to be a servant but showing loyalty is even more of an issue. All hail grandfather nurgle.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

covid-cool

[-] Yukiko@hexbear.net 13 points 7 hours ago

I’m feeling a distinct lack of the Lord of Change in their life. Perhaps you should push them more towards Tzeentch instead.

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

But it'd be just like a disciple of Metamorphosis to feign fealty to the Lord of Pleasure while still carrying out the aims of the Lord of Change as subterfuge. For all we know, it could be a ruse specifically to flummox OP, and they'd never know.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

Begon bird lord! I have chosen to embrace the sweet gift of entropy bestowed upon me by my grandfather!

[-] roux@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

jesse-wtf

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 16 points 7 hours ago

Clearly young one you have not studied the ruinous power! Abandon the false preachings of your corpse emperor and embrace the truth of CHAOS!!!

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

Joke's on you, when he finally emerges as the Dark King it's gonna be 💎👐🚀🌌 for me.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

Yeah keep telling yourself that emperor simp

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

You've seen the Grey Knights, get ready for the Gay Knights

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

It's really telling that it's always Slaanesh these people choose to over-dedicate themselves to, rancid vibes

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago

Look, they sold me on the concept when they gave me an electric guitar and amplifier that literally bursts eardrums and melts faces. Chaos Noise forever.