lol, the age of total homogeneity is underway
the age of endless simulation
I'm gonna get hired to do this and I'm just going to not use the AI, I'll write hundreds of very good, heartfelt ideas and say ChatGPT gave them to me.
I was going to do the same but with more pot and less effort and more accurate to what the computer would do:
A crash bandicoot biopic
A darkwing duck reboot
The Simpsons but legally distinct and set in medieval times
Hung, but with more penis
Beavis and Butthead but it's movie reviews for current movies. Oh wait I guess that's just cinema sins with more poop jokes.
hire this person
A darkwing duck reboot
Yes please.
even if they're bad you can blame the ai
Ah, the ol' Joseph Smith switcheroo
This is 100% just one of those "jobs" that the boss' failson was always going to get, they just legally needed to put out an offer for it so they don't get done for corruption or nepotism. These have always existed in tv production.
Be ready to hear rehashed tracks that sound like royalty free stuff you see on every youtubw video and lifeless characters
Considering how most of the new shows on ITV are a parade of "gritty" cop shows with the same basic structure and handful of archetypes, I'm surprised they hadn't started firing up the treat printer already.
I think I might be a garbage AI accelerationist. If the total inundation of LLM slop makes the internet and cable television unusable, maybe people will go back outside and interact with each other face to face again..?
if that were the case i think we'd already be there
there is nothing but absolute trash on tv and people seem quite ok with it. even if they say they hate it they still watch it anyway
Possadism with Silicone Valley characteristics?
Hahaha 
but only bc they canceled How To With John Wilson
ITV shows about to become 30% more 
"ChatGPT, make interesting and engaging video content!"
"I'm sorry, that prompt is too vague for my current capabilities."
"ChatGPT, uhh, produce a manual for how to use ChatGPT to create interesting and engaging video content"
"I'm sorry, that's not within my capabilities."
"What?! What part?"
"Any/all of it..."
Literally looking for an ideas guy. Sound investment
[The motor carriage's] wheels crunch on the snow; inside, in the warm cabin, sits the well-known minimalist and deaf music critic Åre Åkerlund, Jesper’s colleague from his office days. His prospects don’t look bright. It’s almost impossible to plagiarise music record reviews from the West if no new records are being made. But Åre Åkerlund does a lot of cocaine, and that, as we know, makes one very intelligent. The social climate is different now, but consumption as such remains. This means that there’s still room for advertising. Åre Åkerlund lays the foundation for the later world-famous Ideas Laboratory in Vaasa, an advertising agency that produces ideas for advertisements instead of actual advertising. Someone else will actually create the ads later. In a few months, a masterpiece of apocalyptic advertising will be born from the Ideas Laboratory. The transport giant ZAMM’s interisolary campaign is also getting started in the Nordic countries, with the slogan “Escape! It’s not too late.”
Sacred And Terrible Air, Chapter 15 "Mould"
bruh I thought that was from the Strugatsky Brothers or Vonnegut or somethin
then I looked it up
geniuses
Ok but hear me out...
Ai generated communist propaganda would be fucking hilarious
genuinely hope they continue underpaying because the only hope is that the Ayatollah cripples our nuclear military infrastructure with some email phishing hack before we nuke Tehran.
Ironically the AI will be better at this than people. I trust the Wikipedia drippings an AI will make more than a coked up business man.
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