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>no-foolin for-reals handjob
>over the pants rubbin
Y'all that's not even a handy to a seventh grader.
unironically 
over-the-pants hojo is a hojo nonetheless, I don't make the rules
It ain't!
Hojo or no hojo! Vote tonight on Hexbear's Next Struggle Session!
I'd be willing to get super into the drama on this one to the point where multiple threads need to get made about my reaction and I post multiple paragraphs doubling down on my take before my ultimate ban 
Hexbear, we need to talk about handjobs
Listen do it in one of my comms and I won't delete the post
You're doing the Lord's work
I would call it manual labor maybe
I went in expecting to see a JFK, and all I got was horny after two glasses of wine during appies at Chili's.
Vaping and doing over the pants hand stuff in a public theater, absolutely incredible. She's like the cookie monster pajama girl from high school theater. Hypocrisy aside, it's almost too charmingly adolescent to get mad at, it's like hearing Mitch McConnell was caught smoking ditch weed out of an apple behind the dumpster.
cookie monster pajama girl
I've never heard this described as vibe before but....I get it.
Not to say I'm not the queer equivalent of that. Probably why I understand it.
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Fuck I can't believe I forgot about that kind of woman. She literally is wtf.
Omg that theater is PACKED 😭
is thrilled about the survival of his species
i went to NYC recently and my girlfriend wanted to see the Harry Potter show(forgive me, HexBear). It was packed too. Then i found out it's been running for like 10 fucking years. Goddamn so many cringe moments and a fuckton of cape flourishes. 3 fucking hours, never again.
Worst thing to ever happen to NYC
the coolest thing was some of the stage effects. that's pretty much it. at least it wasnt a musical though. The score was done by Imogen Heap which i realized like halfway through cause they still sounded like her songs and I do like her music a lil bit.
This is the second time this story had me expecting to be in !fakenews@hexbear.net .
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:spray-bottle:
Girls rock
And this is why we retain our vital essences 
Yo why does the video cut out early, where's the rest
The subplot of developing the town into an exurban haven for yuppies got her all horned up 
Very cool. Would have been a lot cooler if the theater had those seats with flip up arm rests.
More normal people in office.
My eyes! Ahhhhhh! 
vomit
"I think he's going to pork her, dad."
"He's not going to pork her, Rus."
Dudes rock
Queen.
Beetlejuice would approve
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