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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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[-] honeynut@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago

Glad you trolls are finally taking this seriously. First of all, you must stop being so violent and wishing death on the people of NATO! To prove your sincerity, from now on you have to refer to China as West Taiwan, Putin as Putler, and sign every post with "Slava Ukraini." Finally when election season comes around, every Hexbear user is required to post selfies of themselves with their "I voted" stickers. idc who you vote for, it's just important to show that you have faith in our institutions.

Only then will you earn my upvote.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

As an Australian citizen, I will make sure I vote in the US elections at least 10 times to prove my worth.

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Orange Man Bad!

how am I doing?

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Took me a second to realise this was a bit what-the-hell

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Wr can't improve. We're already the best posters in posting town

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I believe that the hundred or so trans people on hexbear should apologize to the cis people of lemee for their transphobic comments and pro-putin ideology!

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago
[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

do you mean comr? comi hasn't been banned and hasn't posted in years? modlog not showing admin actions sucks so much for finding struggle sessions.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Probably. It was the person who posted original version of this thread that this post is mocking

[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it was comr, not comi. You should probably edit that, it'll suck if comi were to log back in and see this in his inbox

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