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[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 364 points 4 weeks ago

From "Keith" in the comments, "You bought a Cyber truck because you wanted attention. You're getting attention. What's your beef?"

Couldn't agree more

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 243 points 4 weeks ago

I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.

a female

Yeah, sounds like a Cyber truck owner

[-] dan@upvote.au 52 points 4 weeks ago

It seems like there's a correlation between people that refer to women as "females" and people that don't treat women well.

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I'm almost sad I'll never be able to point and laugh at one. The Cybertruck is so badly built, it'll never be allowed on European roads.

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[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 178 points 4 weeks ago

Like, even ignoring Musk's whole everything now, it's just one of the ugliest vehicles ever designed. Regular Teslas at least look okay if you ignore Musk himself, but the cybertruck looks like they just took a particularly untalented 1st grader's drawing of a vehicle and just went "Make that"

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 73 points 4 weeks ago

And that alone would be enough, but add to that the fact that they cost about 100 grand a piece, and yet they are essentially held together with bubblegum and shoestring. Bro, you paid a year's worth of salary for the average middle class person to drive around an ugly, falling-apart piece of shit created by a fascist. Yeah. We're gonna point and laugh at your dumb ass.

$100k is about the average household income in the US, the average single income is about $67k. So about a year and a half of the average wage. And median income is much lower (median household income is about $44k) indicating that high income households have a much larger effect on the average than low income households so the average middle class individual income should also be much lower than the average individual income.

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[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

There was this great meme going around years ago when the truck was announced that had a crayon drawing of it and “by Elon” written shakily in big letters like a child would use. I’ll see if I can find a link.

Edit: it’s on the shitty website we all left, but: https://old.reddit.com/r/Autos/comments/e0m4sg/the_original_concept_for_cybertruck_was_a_drawing/

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 72 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You can also download the image and repost it to a lemmy instance like I'm doing here .... then no one has to go back to the old site

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[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 109 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

He laments people laughing at him, and likens his purchase of the cybertruck to that of the Toyota Prius. Unfortunately, what he fails to consider, is that the Prius is an economy car. You can make fun of a crappy car, but that mockery ends before it affects the owner, because the majority of us understand that buying a car is more of a financial matter, rather than one of taste. i.e. most of us buy the car we can afford, not necessarily the car we want.

That goes out the window when you take into consideration the cybertrucks price tag. If it was an economy electric car (like the Prius), we would poke fun at the vehicles design and that would be it. But this is a bloated, over-priced, unreliable, gimmick truck; whose only purpose is to serve as an ego-boost to one of the richest, dumbest men on the planet. The man that got bullied into buying and abruptly tanking one of the largest social media companies in the world. The same man jumping around like a pick-me dipshit at a fascist rally for a convicted felon, bankrupt businessman, convicted rapist, and self-described sex-pest.

People can laugh at not just the cybertruck, but also the owner; because paying what amounts to a third of a fucking house so you can fanboy a man sure to go down as one of histories most public dumb-asses, makes you ripe for ridicule (and deservedly so).

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 101 points 4 weeks ago

I was convinced this was satire until I followed the link in the story for the Cybertruck forum where this was actually discussed.🤦‍♂️

[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 70 points 4 weeks ago

His whining at the beginning certainly had me wondering too.

And then there are the comments -- "There just haters there mad cause they can't afford one them self's..." Like really, did you even make it beyond third grade? And this is the kind of person who is sticking up for Cybertruck owners? Maybe there are a number of reasons why we point and laugh...

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago

That's the usual line I see. Buddy, I could buy one in cash tomorrow if I wanted. I'd rather put that money in a barrel and burn it to cook my dinner than spend it on the PS1 titty shape truck.

[-] nomous@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago

I don't scowl at the guy in the white Lambo I see sometimes. I don't frown when a Porsche flies past me on the interstate. Shit, even a brand new Corvette will get a "nice!" from me. If it were jealousy I'd hate all kinds of people.

Cybertrucks are just horribly ugly. So ugly it assaults your senses, I can't help but think "oh that car hasn't finished rendering" every time.

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[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 85 points 4 weeks ago

Jesse, on his part, suggests Elon Musk’s controversial nature is to blame for the people laughing at him.

While I'm sure that's part of it, mostly it's just the fact that you blew 6 figures on a poorly assembled low res rust triangle

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[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 79 points 4 weeks ago

He says "a female", then "a guy".

No wonder they're laughing. This guy's a joke.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 40 points 4 weeks ago

Anytime they say female, but don't specify the species, you get to pick.

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 70 points 4 weeks ago

Quality post. I really did think I was reading an Onion headline.

And I have to admit, the first time I saw the guy in my neighborhood who bought one driving it around, I pointed and laughed too.

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[-] radix@lemmy.world 54 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] protist@mander.xyz 53 points 4 weeks ago

My 6 year old son points and laughs at Cybertrucks. "It looks so weird. Why's it so pointy?" Direct quote

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 49 points 4 weeks ago

Truely a mystery for the ages.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 48 points 4 weeks ago

At least someone is getting joy from the cybertruck.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 48 points 4 weeks ago

They’re only laughing because deep down they know they’re beta-cuck manlets who will never be an alpha-chad like you. It’s an involuntary nervous reaction to feeling viscerally outclassed and unmanned by your aura of effortless brocious dominance.

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 4 weeks ago

”I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.”

First: lmao

Second: that’s it? You are like a little baby.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 65 points 4 weeks ago

"a female"

Yep, that language checks out.

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 46 points 4 weeks ago

Not just women. It is an absurd vehicle

[-] JollyG@lemmy.world 39 points 4 weeks ago

The cyber truck is, at this point, a malfunctioning status symbol. I suppose a 100K truck that sucks at being a truck is intended to communicate the driver is a successful tech guy but, whenever I see one, I think "there goes a rube". I have a similar reaction when I see those gaudy designer bags or "luxury" branded tee shirts. I don't think "there is someone who is successful" I think "that person is an idiot."

There should be a catchy term for status symbols that communicate the opposite of their intention. Stupidity symbol? Status irony? Status error? None of these really roll of the tongue.

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[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 37 points 4 weeks ago

I saw a white cyber truck today (a first for me). It even more hideous than the silver and black ones.

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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago

I mean he could have bought a Lightning.

No, he bought a Cybertruck. That's why they are laughing.

Nothing to do with the electric truck.

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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 33 points 4 weeks ago

He claims he'd never mock a Prius while in the same sentence posting about how much he hates the Prius, and then doesn't think it's fair to be mocked for driving a certain vehicle.

To break this Möbius strip logic: Blame someone else.

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[-] projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 weeks ago

He chooses what to drive. If he likes it, that's his right. It's also right of the others not to like it and find it ridiculous. There is no objective reason to drive a Cybertruck except to show off. Well, it backfired for him.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

Hate to break it to ya... It's not just women.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

lol, imagine buying a fkn tesla.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 37 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I used to want one. They were super cool, but much like Volkswagen(sp) the era where Nazis owned them sucked.

Now I want a Rivian.

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

Guys, I just can't figure out why my coworkers laugh at me when I show them my picture wearing a maid costume! What could possibly be funny about that?

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