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Honestly, I find these emails more amusing than infuriating. Is that $800 per week? Total? I guess I'll never know, because I didn't become a software developer just to work in a warehouse.

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[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

Game development means video games, video games means crates, and crates means warehouses. So simple that even an AI can understand.

[-] Chonk@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] lemonSqueezy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

There is always a small audience who responds to this type of message, most likely outside a first world country. The problem is that they spam broadcast to everyone, of which 99.99% laughs at it and ignores it. Those who do respond are vulnerable to the scam.

Some rings promise good wages overseas, and when people buy in to the scam they end up enslaved in a warehouse overseas.

This is a low cost spam message to find more victims to fill the overseas jails filled with workers committing high tech crimes.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

it was $800/hr and you missed it, schmuck!

no honestly I can't comprehend why people don't include the important parts in the actual listing, it's exhausting and pedantic.

[-] sibannac@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

I like to reply to these with tons of questions, no stone unturned. If they give a reasonable answer is likely legit. I get a bunch of these because of a resume that had all my warehouse experience on it, big mistake since I don't know who has it.

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Honestly looks like a scam email because it's as little detail as possible. Did you check the email? Bet it's going to be a bunch of numbers "@gmail"

[-] nis@feddit.dk 32 points 1 day ago

Is it a remote position? I'd consider working in a warehouse if I didn't have to leave my home.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

With something like a VR and HOTAS setup

[-] nis@feddit.dk 16 points 1 day ago

Preferably some interface I could automate with a small shell-script 😀

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Famous last words of a software engineer who ends up working in a warehouse.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 day ago
[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

I'll do it for 800 a day...

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, it's just a one-time wage, then you're a slave

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

I'd sooner go full-time on my game dev hobby and hope for the best.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 1 day ago

Chase your dreams. The warehouse will always be there.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Famous last words from someone before the warehouse isn't there

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

The first Starlink-Amazon war destroyed many Amazon warehouses

[-] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You could probably make $800 doing game dev too. Maybe not with only one game, but $800 with game dev hobby sounds better to me than $800 to be a warehouse associate for an unknown amount of time...

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The $800 is to be a game dev for their new release: warehouse associate.

[-] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

So you think you're too good to eat shit? Wait until you have to like I do.

Bro, maybe I don't think you should have to eat shit either.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was a topical joke revolving around the numerous rounds of tech layoffs since 2023, as well as the current state of industry hiring, which is pretty depressing and toxic if you're a software engineer currently looking for work.

[-] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Statistically you're far more likely to get laid off then he is.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Not this year lol, tech has been hit hard.

Which, I mean, no one has any sympathy, those guys have been coddled and overpaid for a decade.

But yeah, this year, lots of tech layoffs.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm a software engineer who was recently laid off.

[-] SeattleRain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Oh I see. Well your anecdote completely debunks statistics that show people without degrees get laid off nearly three times as often as those that do. I kneel.

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago

My favorite version of this was an ad for applebees that said "you belong here!". Like, I know that they meant it to be welcoming, but it came across as vaguely threatening ...

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.

-Marcus Cole, (Babylon 5, a late delivery from Avalon)

[-] Mim@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

One of my favourite quotes from the show.
Glad I'm not the only one that remembers it.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It’s easily one of my favorite TV shows of all time.

Though the line that’s been rolling through my head since Gaza started is Delenn getting pissed at Lando and G’kar, shouting “When does it end?!” That rant is…. Piercing.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 42 points 1 day ago

Wow, they'll pay you $800/time?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago
[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

So, once times?

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 36 points 1 day ago

I don't know if these things are sent en masse by a bot or by a person, but it's like they don't even skim your profile before hitting send. Like I specifically said "Work from home only", what makes you think I want your "hybrid" opportunity in bumfuck Illinois that barely pays what it should for my experience?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

they're sent en masse, yes. To literally everyone.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

This is someone using a tool/service to mass send emails, but never bothered to configure it.

Hey

We are reaching you regarding your . See job

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I've got these emails before, almost exactly like this. I have a PhD, but sure, I guess I'm qualified for this too.

[-] Lightrider@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

Fuckingcapitalists

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 day ago

Imagine turning down $800 an hour because you don't want to work in a warehouse /s

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 23 hours ago

does your resume include a sokoban clone?

[-] krafty@feddit.online 14 points 1 day ago

These emails never match the resume. I work at a warehouse and like the job, but I definitely wouldn't trust some random person spamming me. When I was looking for a job, some guy was trying to get me to take this really sketchy job selling phones. Thanks but no thanks.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Be mindful it also could be malicious

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Matches programming and game dev experience lmao we're livin' almost the same life on that aspect dude lol

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 22 hours ago

Oh, I thought this was a "data warehouse" kinda joke?

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