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[-] essell@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe the screen itself isn't the point then?

Did people who had to write things for a living ever enjoy books when they got home?

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 105 points 3 weeks ago
[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 51 points 3 weeks ago

That is deeply amusing. It’s the same instinct..

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not a cellphone in sight, just boomers living in the moment.

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 20 points 3 weeks ago

pretty sure those are not boomers

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

I bet there still old enough where I could win a fight by going up a few stairs.

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

When I was younger I loved tech and everything related to computers. Now I am nearly 30, and I hate tech more each day. Not only it's a waste of time, it becomes worse and less user friendly every year, full of nonsensical problems, AI bullshit and overall less control of our devices.

I need to finally buy a fucking bicycle, and spend some more time outdoors, or I will get crazy.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

I'm older than you but otherwise the same. Seems like everything is going in the wrong direction thanks to corpos trying to wring as much money as possible out of it rather than making it as useful to people as possible.

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I still love tech but only because I realize that it can actually empower us. The dark patterns that corporations use (for me personally and especially when it comes to customer service) are what ruin it, but maybe I’m still naïve.

[-] hobovision@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Buy 3 bicycles! 1st an electric commuter/cargo bike so you can run errands without a car. 2nd a road/hybrid bike for fun and exercise on paved paths. 3rd a mountain bike so you can enjoy more nature. (an eMTB if they're allowed on your local trails can combine all 3 bikes if you want)

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Send this to the guy with the blue aliens comic.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Or to Randall Munroe. Oh, wait...

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nathan W Pyle. That's my first thought as well

[-] Antiproton@programming.dev 24 points 3 weeks ago

Right, and for some reason replacing "screen" with "paper" makes it somehow not a problem?

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[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago

Strange planet vibration

[-] Miphera@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

I enjoyed looking at this on my small screen while listening to something playing on my big screen.

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

(If you haven't seen Severance yet, get on your big screen and watch it now, you won't regret it)

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I hope season 2 is good

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

You guys realize there's jobs that don't require constant screen usage right?

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Hisssss! Get away with your poison words! Leave me to my tippy tapping at my special clickety clackety keyboard!

[-] Katzastrophe@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, but how will I become a furry in tech otherwise

[-] dan@upvote.au 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Become a network admin and you can stare at blinking lights instead, making sure they don't stop blinking.

[-] umfk@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

What ist a blinking light if not a very low resolution screen?

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[-] Hackworth@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, but most of them involve constant interaction with people that have forgotten how to interact with people.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Not to be the cliche guy... But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people.. Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, because doing accounting on paper is the same as reading a book. And listening to your boss is the same as listening to your friends.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

And rope bondage play with the wife is the same as tying down loads of sheet metal on the back of delivery truck.

What?

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[-] underKap@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 weeks ago
[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How about me

Although I might be cheating because I have multiple phones (for work -- I assure you)

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Get on my level

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

You are exactly half the man I am.

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[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

You guys make me feel good!

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Total: 46 hrs, 45 min
Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per day

After subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:

Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes
Average: 3 hrs, 31 minutes per day

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Finally a worthy opponent

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What happened on Wednesday?

edit: also, What Happened to Monday?

[-] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wow that's a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I'm doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn't work it out nicely like yours.

[-] underKap@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

woaah look at this score, i don't know the average, but im sure it's above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.

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[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Balatro was yesterday. I swear!

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[-] riot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')

Android screen time charts

[-] underKap@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

what are you a phone hermit?

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[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Real life is fucking depressing

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is tangential and barely related, but this makes me think of Watsky's 'Tiny Glowing Screens' trilogy of songs.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

[-] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As a psychiatric nurse, during my work day I watch my screen for about 1 out of 8 hours. When I come home I like to spend some time behind the screen. I sometimes wonder if it is necessary that so many people work behind screens. Shouldn't we get more people to work as nurses, teachers but also craftsman, handyman, etc. This may sound as a naive and romantic thought, and I'm sure a lot of the work behind screens is extremely useful and efficient. But still I wonder if we haven't somehow lost focus of what's important. Like we've started to think that we can solve everything behind the computer, while simultaneously things are falling apart, people are lonely and people in need don't get help.

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

That marriage is DOOMED.

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