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[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

accidentally points at cow

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

Girl seems pleased

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 4 hours ago

And corkscrew genitals

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

[-] oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

When a duck reaches a high enough level, it evolves into a goose, which builds on all the features of the duck but turns them up to 11

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit

after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it's actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese

[-] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

and make them explosively shit

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago

Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.

[-] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

now we're cooking with gas!!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard's hypothesis that God wasn't done creating animals when he smoked all the opium "just to test the first batch" 😁

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Man, imagine when God invented the drugs

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago
[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 hours ago
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

Oh no, I don't have any grapes.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

β€œAnd make it taste better.”

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

That's what the quacking does

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