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Ducks (lemmy.ml)
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[-] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

and make them explosively shit

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.

[-] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

now we're cooking with gas!!

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

just want you to know your duck name made my day better, great shit

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Omg thank you!

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, I don't have any grapes.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Girl seems pleased

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

accidentally points at cow

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

And one more thing, make sure it loves to rape

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard's hypothesis that God wasn't done creating animals when he smoked all the opium "just to test the first batch" 😁

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Man, imagine when God invented the drugs

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

... and give them corkscrews.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ducks are nature's wine bottle opener.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

And corkscrew genitals

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

“And make it taste better.”

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's what the quacking does

[-] oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

god creating platypuses: "get that kazoo off a duck, stick it to an otter and replace its tail with a beaver's! oh, and, while youre at it, make it poisonous btw"

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

God was just messing at that point

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