To all the haters and losers on Hexbear (including certain STINKY 🤢 owls 🦉) who said I wasn't "Japanese enough" 🎌 🎎 to really be a タヌキ (tanuki). Who's laughing now!? 😏 (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I am also studying the blade. So don't F with me! maduro-katana-1 maduro-katana-2

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Oh fuck he's got a hat

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And I'm not afraid to use it!

I've made tremendous progress with my hat phobia. blob-no-thoughts

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

WOOF!

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

who dis fry

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

You, and me, and everybody else.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I'm not a Buddhist.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

The Dalai Lama and a clueless reporter go to order (vegan) hot dogs. The reporter says, "I'll have one with everything"

spoiler

And nobody laughs

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i hope to god nothing happens to kevin bacon grillman

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

did you just say bacon doggirl-happy

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Some of us aren't either!

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

That's cultural appropriation you stinky

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Okay, SHINKANtrain

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah? Whyn't cha pom poko for us, and turn that pee into wine

Turn that pee into 🍷!

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Do they really do that in that movie?

Sounds like Jesus with a fetish.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Nah, it's an absurd Eric Andre reference, Tanuki

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I am old.

[-] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Pom poko

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My uncle was a stunt double for the giant testicles scenes.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

How big are your balls?

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

yuge

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Tanuki chan kawaii kedo kinntama dekai!

Study that blade

[-] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Ow! My Walz

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I don't get it.

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

The raccoon also spelled racoon[3] and sometimes called the common raccoon or northern raccoon to distinguish it from the other species, is a mammal native to North America

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

thats a different kind of Raccon , then pictured in the post or in your Profil Pictures ..

sorry but the japanese are to racist to not notice .

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My mom is one kind of raccoon and my dad is the other. That way I can pretend to be either, as convenient. think-about-it

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I'm referencing this.

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

this is inappropriate Behaviour , he draged you out to put you on a Pedestal to then Point and Laugh at you based on his pervied lack of your racial Purity , sorry i didnt know the backround ..

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net what do you have to say for yourself ?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Peepeepoo

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

more and more people are saying this

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

this is inappropriate Behaviour , he draged you out to put you on a Pedestal to then Point and Laugh at you based on his pervied lack of your racial Purity , sorry i didnt know the backround ..

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net what do you have to say for yourself ?