So it's called DOGE - get it?

Dog?

No no, DOGE, sir, with an E.

Who the fuck thinks up this shit, was it you?

No, sir, it came from 4chan.

Who the fuck is Four Chan, is he an Asian? Elon you know I don't like foreigners.

No, sir, no not like that, it's a shitposting site for based racists.

You need to take a shit? Are you calling me racist?