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submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 11 months ago

Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago

Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 11 months ago
[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Thank you. Was that so hard?

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Would you prefer crotchal cavity?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 35 points 11 months ago

...but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?

distraction 100

[-] weirdboy@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That looks like pickled daikon

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago
[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The only time part of me may be even close to resembling a ham is if I am inside of your wife - than yeah, she may be looking like a stuffed pork/ham.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Wife? Don't you mean my mother?

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Isn't that the same person? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

The white and pink thing? That's radish alright. It's similar to pink Ssam mu, which is very common in Korean BBQ, and has some tell tale signs in the pattern.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

It's watermelon radish, not meat.

its chips, trust me.

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 11 months ago

Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago

No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Means it has pubes on it.

[-] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

What's in that fuzzy area father?

"YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SIMBA"

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