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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 2 years ago

Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago

Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 2 years ago
[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Thank you. Was that so hard?

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.

Would you prefer crotchal cavity?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 35 points 2 years ago

...but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?

distraction 100

[-] weirdboy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That looks like pickled daikon

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago
[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The only time part of me may be even close to resembling a ham is if I am inside of your wife - than yeah, she may be looking like a stuffed pork/ham.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Wife? Don't you mean my mother?

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Isn't that the same person? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

The white and pink thing? That's radish alright. It's similar to pink Ssam mu, which is very common in Korean BBQ, and has some tell tale signs in the pattern.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It's watermelon radish, not meat.

its chips, trust me.

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 2 years ago

Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Means it has pubes on it.

[-] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

What's in that fuzzy area father?

"YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SIMBA"

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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