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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 1 year ago

Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago

Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 1 year ago
[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Thank you. Was that so hard?

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.

Would you prefer crotchal cavity?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 35 points 1 year ago

...but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?

distraction 100

[-] weirdboy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That looks like pickled daikon

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago
[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The only time part of me may be even close to resembling a ham is if I am inside of your wife - than yeah, she may be looking like a stuffed pork/ham.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Wife? Don't you mean my mother?

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Isn't that the same person? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

The white and pink thing? That's radish alright. It's similar to pink Ssam mu, which is very common in Korean BBQ, and has some tell tale signs in the pattern.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's watermelon radish, not meat.

its chips, trust me.

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 1 year ago

Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Means it has pubes on it.

[-] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

What's in that fuzzy area father?

"YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SIMBA"

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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