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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 126 points 2 years ago

For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.

you can learn about it here

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 years ago

If I recall correctly he'd already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn't.

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[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I've been on the internet for a long time and I'd never seen that one. You're doing God's work.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 116 points 2 years ago

This is Democracy manifest

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

You read the rolling R's.

[-] kitnaht@lemmy.world 109 points 2 years ago

RIP "are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" guy. He died a couple of months ago.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 years ago

“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If that's not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don't know what is!

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 18 points 2 years ago

He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago

Get your hand off my penis!

[-] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

Ah, I see you know your judo well

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.

[-] hanke@feddit.nu 17 points 2 years ago

There's a Futurama episode where they do this!

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

really tall guy from Jack Reacher

That's Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago

Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)

Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I've ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

The show is amazing! I highly recommend it.

I agree completely with the assessment of the movies too. The first one was a great mystery with a cool plot and action... and the second movie was hot garbage.

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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The show is completely different, and very well done in my opinion. Alan Richson is a great actor. He’s also in Titans on HBO (or whatever it’s called). I heard a rumor he wants to play Batman.

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[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

I thought Jim from The Office did the best job playing the character.

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[-] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

Thats... that's the joke...

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

Well, whoosh me, then.

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[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

You couldn't stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

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[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 26 points 2 years ago

Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago

Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I hope the Agent knows his Judo well

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago
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[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That's a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!

[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

"Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!"

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

What is this, Person of Interest?

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Wasn't this a futurerama episode?

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 28 points 2 years ago

No, it was democracy manifest.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 years ago

It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And that memed ~~britsh~~ Australian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a "how dare you sir!" ridiculous voice.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago

"Get your hand off my penis!"

[-] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Oh God why do I know this?

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