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submitted 23 hours ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/vegan@hexbear.net

Because they never shut up about it! Especially if they find out you're a vegan!

Thanks for coming to my joke grillman

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[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 31 points 21 hours ago

How can you tell if someone's vegan?

Don't worry, you'll know because everyone around them will be quizzing them on hypothetical questions like what they'd do if they were stranded on a deserted island that was somehow filled with animals yet devoid of any vegetable food source.

[-] Home@lemmy.vg 12 points 21 hours ago

Give a man a potato, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to farm, and you feed him for a lifetime.

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 28 points 23 hours ago

grillman I just wanna grill (vegetables) for God's sake!

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 27 points 23 hours ago

bean

this joke was sponsored by bean gang

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[-] blame@hexbear.net 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

i only eat vegans ha haaa

s*x joke

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago

They're Made out of Meat only they're talking about menu options

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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