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[-] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago

I have chickens, this is generally true. However, if you have too many roosters they will gangbang the hens to death and fight each other.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago
[-] MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz 43 points 2 years ago

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[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

You're welcome now where are they

[-] rarbg@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago

Did you know? In some lemming populations, multiple males will gangbang females in a cooperative orgy. The sheer number of males often results in the female surrounded by a mass of males. In high-density conditions, males might even mate with each other in a confusing, mixed-up “mating frenzy” where everyone seems to be trying to copulate with the same female or even each other.

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[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Who the fuck googles "what do roosters do" lmfao

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Have them stay in Oahu, Hawaii anywhere outside Honolulu and they'll become experts on what roosters do... every morning at 4:30am.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Sure, I'll just yeet some kids to Hawaii real quick...

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I am thinking a GIANT slingshot on the coast of California...

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.

[-] Soku@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

According to the now defunct bash.org, they look like little Darth Vaders.

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That's very cute! Did you ever find out were it came from?

[-] GreenAppleTree@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Sprinks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

huh, i wonder where the egg came from.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Nope. According to all my neighbors I'm the only one with chickens

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Does your rooster need an apprentice?

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

At my brother's house for dinner, yum, chicken casserole. Six-y-o niece: "It's not a chicken, it's a rooster. It bit daddy, and daddy cut its head off." Still delicious.

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

This is too coincidental not to share. I photographed the following piece of 'art' about roosters that raised a lot of question marks about the person that made it. Both in subject matter and kerning.

I think it's the same author

[-] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?

[-] 0xD@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Definitely not me.

[-] noisefree@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This reads like what a rooster might hear about their outtie during their Wellness visit while employed at Lumen.

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