So, someone had to go to a McDonald's and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald's on a plane. Toddler shit right there
It'd be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty
This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.
They have airport McDonald's
RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull
RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp
he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol' get fed
E. coli JDPON please do something funny
is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather
Mimicking the appearance of your boss is a good way to move up in a hierarchy.
He sleeps in a tanning bed like a diurnal vampire
He’s Hulk Hoganing
You don't need vaccines when you can take melanin peptides
Do I get access to cutlery?
Or a suicide vest?
I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least
This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.
I don't have the juice to bring it into existence but we could rly use some Disco posting under this post rn
The way they're staring
I know it's cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising
They all look like they're dying from different diseases
He just wants to make America healthy again. He wants to ban chemicals from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking healthy eating seriously.
Is this a bit?
He's literally eating McDonald's and a coke
It has to be…right?
I think some of my posts attract the strangest ones. If this is a bit then this is actually really good. The best bits border on saying unhinged, harmless (aka no racism or bullshit/etc) things and being unable to tell if it's actually real or not.
I think it is a bit though, they have good post history besides for possible anti-ML which could also mean it may not be a bit. Who knows. Good stuff.
I hope I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream
Eating seed oils a day to keep RFK away
The Republic of McDonalds
: There is a deafening silence here.
: Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?
: It can, the evidence is here. It's beautiful.
: You should run.
yay macdonnals!
do I see a fish delight?
extra cursed nightmare blunt rotation
You’re a millionaire and those are your choice of shoes?
Yes, I am fashion shaming.
I'm not convinced rfkjr has any money
Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn't answer.
Nightmare blunt rotation
Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know
It's incredible that RFK looks so shit he makes Trump look semi-decent by comparison
Mayo Airlines
How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It's like he's noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment
Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex
The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the ~~design of the McDonnell Douglas DC-8~~ eating of McDonald's on private jet planes.
This is their version of the shawarma scene
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.