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[-] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 650 points 1 month ago
[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 184 points 1 month ago

Just make them all public all the time! That'll show those fucking libs.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 month ago

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

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[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 114 points 1 month ago

I don't care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

Thats the thing I don't think they get.

"Ok, well our guy will go to jail, but so will yours!!!"

"That's fine."

"But then we BOTH lose!"

"This isn't a MAD doctrine situation. This is supposed to be more like a scorched earth situation. No corruption left behind."

And I don't think they grasp that.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 45 points 1 month ago

What they don't grasp is that we'd send our guy to jail: because they won't.

That's the difference.

When a corrupt democrat is exposed they're expelled (bye bye Cuomo)

When a corrupt republican is exposed they're re-elected.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 23 points 1 month ago

Even if it’s egregiously overstated (Al Franken).

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[-] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Thus is the difference between MAGA/republicans and everyone else

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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 month ago

Let me stretch first. Don't want to pull anything.

[-] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

Holy shit I agree with MTG

Harambe truly was this universe's anchor being, and the decay is increasing exponentially

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[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I'm kinda with you... Like, let them fight?

I think she meant this as a threat to get the party in line, but i can't see any way this doesn't blow up in their faces. If the leopards are eating leopard faces, will they notice mine..?

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 369 points 1 month ago

This argument reveals that she thinks both sides are playing the same game. Progressives don't support corrupt leaders. MTG does.

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 143 points 1 month ago

Then who is supporting Nancy Pelosi?

Quip aside, let's bring on the sunlight.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 month ago

Honestly don't know anyone that likes Pelosi.

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't know why anyone likes neoliberals.

She's a model one.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/16/nancy-pelosi-federal-lawmakers-should-be-able-to-trade-stock.html

I vote blue with my nose held as always for harm reduction, but neoliberals like Pelosi are why so many actual leftwing people that want a society walked away, they have no party that isnt enthusiastically part of the root problem of maintaining crony market capitalism at society's catastrophic expense.

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[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 1 month ago

She has famously had an abysmal approval rate nationwide, but she gets more votes than her opponents so she gets to keep her seat.

Like Mitch McConnell, MTG, Lauren Boebert, or Matt Gaetz.

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[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Or it reveals an intention by the republicans to release a flood of bad faith ethics reports on Democrats

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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 212 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Deal

Edit: no takebacks

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 166 points 1 month ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 142 points 1 month ago

The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts

[-] Today@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

I feel you. I have this new super bitch of a boss, but she wore cute pants one day in September and it left me conflicted. I'm still pissed off about it.

[-] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

As in the pants were cute or she was cute in them cuz it's completely okay to like a pair of pants and not enjoy the person who's in them.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

The pants were cute. I hate her so much i can't see anything attractive about her.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 126 points 1 month ago

Yeah, nothing wrong with that

You know what's wrong though?

Her brushing over the fact that Gaetz is a pedo rapist. You'll never hear her admit to this because the republican party never admits that they are the source of all the shit they accuse everyone of.

Fuck this waste of oxygen.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

17 in georgia? Almost an old maid....

I kid, i kid.

So did Matt...

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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago

Something something broken clock

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

It's more like she's so fucking stupid and petty that she doesn't realize how it'll hurt her party.

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[-] islands@lemmy.cafe 73 points 1 month ago

"For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate, If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see. Yes.. all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed, all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money, the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews. But not just those, there's more, Epstein wasn't/isn't the only asset. If we're going to dance, let's all dance in the sunlight. I'll make sure we do," the lawmaker said in a post on X.

Interesting, she's going the Madison Crawthorn route. Remember what happened to him? They dished up all the dirt they could find on him and hung him out to dry. This sounds noble of her, but she's using this as a threat to try to force them not to go after Gaetz, her pedophile buddy.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That is what the FBI does.

That and get paid by Russians to ruin the body politic by telling the USA that there was no trouble between Trump and Russia right before election.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-official-who-helped-launch-trump-russia-probe-sentenced-to-four-years-in-prison-for-work-with-russian-oligarch/ar-AA1lyEmM

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[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 68 points 1 month ago

I don't think this is as stupid as it sounds. With some exceptions Democratic voters tend to punish their representatives for corruption, but republican voters never do

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago

So you're saying she's betting that while republicans will have significantly more corruption, democrats will be the only ones punished because their voter base is the only one that actually cares? Honestly, you could very well be right about the result of a hypothetical universal ethic report release, though I'd be surprised if MTG was smart enough to think 2 steps ahead like that.

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Am..Am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Is..Is Marjorie Taylor Greene making smart, intelligent, good points?

We really are in bizarro world.

[-] Denalduh@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

A broken clock is still right 2 times a day.

You're giving her too much credit.

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[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

When Democrat politicians fuck up, other Democrats will absolutely call for, and get, resignations. Even things that boil down to consenting adults in privacy can result in resignations when it's seen to compromise a politician.

When Republicans fuck up, the party circles the wagons and goes full defensive. They will absolutely fight to resist any calls to resign, using any tactic they can think of to keep their latest pedo/pervert/con man/criminal in power. Only if the evidence is incontrovertible, and the outcry impossible to ignore, will they ever consider resignation, and as we've seen with Gaetz, that's not even necessarily the end of their career.

MTG is exactly the kind of brainlet to think that Democrats work the same way Republicans do. She thinks "Release all the Ethics reports" will make Democrats back down, or at least intimidate them. A party agreeing to release ethics reports relating to their own people is utterly unthinkable to her.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago
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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok.

Do it.

The overwhelming problem is that the Dems tend to hold their members accountable while the republicans absolutely DGAF and happily keep literal criminals in their ranks.

She’s basically acknowledging there’s plenty of dirt, but the only offenses they’ll care about is their opponents’.

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[-] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] realtegan@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago

She's trying to extort her fellow Republicans into not releasing the report, not realizing that the public is saying, "HELL YEAH!" at the suggestion. What's sad is it might actually work, and they won't release anything.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago
[-] _bcron_@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Tulsi Gabbard also released a statement:

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

For once I agree with this ghoul.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

makes popcorn

What? Can't a man just make popcorn without it IMMEDIATELY being assumed to be a statement reflecting the imminent surge of corrupt behavior all coming to light across the entire GOP side due to MTG's own suggestion?

Are you saying I'm only making popcorn because I will treat this as an entertaining movie watching the cockroaches skuttle?

..........I mean, you're right, but daaaaamn. Why you gotta out me like that?

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Y'all are missing the implication of this. These comments think it's the public she's talking to here. She's talking to other Congress people with skeletons in their closets.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

fuckin do it. don't threaten me with a good time.

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[-] ToAllPointsWest@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Ummm, Ok!!! Don't threaten me with a good time

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Maybe this is a sarcastic suggestion that won't see any progress beyond showmanship. There is no low too low for the Republican party, but i wonder if there is integer underflow for situations like this.

Let all Ethics Reports be released? Then how about:

Forgive student debts to own the libs?

Shutdown fossil fuel extraction because they power space lasers?

Get rid of the lotteries and stupid stuff, end illegal immigration by making all immigration de facto legal?

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