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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by cosecantphi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

-They can't tattle on you to a mod when you tell them to go fuck themselves (as long as you spell it f*ck so youtube doesn't just shadow delete the comment as soon as you post it).

-The youtube comment downvote button is not connected to anything, it's literally a placebo. So other chuds can't join in to anonymously downvote your comment into oblivion, killing engagement.

-They can't even dogpile you because of the confusing clusterfuck of however youtube comment threads work.

So you get a level of access to a random chud or lib that is impossible on any large reddit thread, and that gives you a chance to push their buttons to the point they take their mask off and lay at you. Then when you've had your fun, you bring the conversation back to where it started and inevitably your chud ends up looking rabid and deranged to any bystanders.

Unfortunately there probably are no bystanders because no one wades through 100s of comment replies on youtube. In fact, it at times feels designed specifically to prevent people from having coherent discussions because there is no way to view the most recent replies other than scrolling and clicking "show more replies" every 10 or so comments, so I guess I answered my own question, but it is fun to let off some steam at a chud without the internet hall monitors shadow banning you.

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[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 60 points 2 days ago

arguing with random youtube commenters

This is psycho shit.

May I suggest a hobby. Maybe masturbation?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Volcel police can take a break on this one. We need to get this man weaned off a worse drug than cum.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Celibate people can still masturbate

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago

if you ever find yourself with the urge to make a comment on youtube you should immediately touch-grass

Death to America

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Arguing on a format that is not at all built for even clearly displaying who is talking to whomnkrumah-baffled

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

At this point going full Plato and writing down imaginary arguments you win every time sounds like a better use of one's time.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've never used internet archive very much but I was very amused to discover chuds leaving comments yesterday, this is from the Star Trek TOS reviews. Nooooooo you can't just upload shows from the 70s think of the copyriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

This is beautiful, bit also I'll start scouting walls.

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

This has to be william shatner who would give a shit about this??

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

The chuds on YouTube are particularly brainwormed and wild

[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure whether they really are different from reddit chuds, or if they are fundamentally the same and are just willing to tell on themselves more when they don't need to worry about their comment history being public.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Free range chud farms. Free and paid. The shills are more rabid than any I"ve seen...well maybe Steam forums, but the selection is yuuuge.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I think the demographic trends a lot younger on YouTube too

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

YouTube deletes nearly everything I post, no matter how boring.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

You're just playing on hard mode to match your skill level nothing weird about that

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Why don't you read a book or rather than bashing your head against a wall to feel something? Uninformed people berating each other solves nothing.

[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Sometimes I need to scream into the void and if I can give some piece of shit chud a piece of my mind while doing it all the better

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well as long as you pretend to enjoy it. You know considering people now talk to chatbots I may have been too hard on you wall headbutters.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

You can do something pointless for pleasure and still feel real enjoyment. (A bit of an oxymoron really since if the point is to obtain pleasure the activity isn't pointless).

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Youtube comments though? Better to talk to a pet rock.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

It seems like it would be more satisfying to use an insult that you don't need to self-censor

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Counterpoint: to argue in YouTube requires a Google account with personally identifying info. So Google will gladly give the feds et all a list of people with our views and if they decide to ban you they can nuke all of your Google accounts.

[-] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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