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New Rule (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 140 points 5 days ago

Cold in here

Those poor kids

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 61 points 5 days ago

I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

Hey chat, I don't think he knows…

[-] TurboMars3@lemmy.world 147 points 5 days ago

Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.

Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 4 days ago

Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.

[-] LotzaSpaghetti@sh.itjust.works 52 points 5 days ago

Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.

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[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 125 points 5 days ago

No tweaking for Emma.

[-] FrankenSpinach@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

Justice for Emma

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 days ago

What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 116 points 5 days ago

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 4 days ago

Literally 1984

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 57 points 4 days ago

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

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[-] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 73 points 4 days ago

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 days ago

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

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[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 76 points 4 days ago

That's a dope list, no cap.

[-] odium@programming.dev 45 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)