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New Rule (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 month ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 143 points 1 month ago

Cold in here

Those poor kids

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 month ago

I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

[-] TurboMars3@lemmy.world 150 points 1 month ago

Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.

Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago

Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.

[-] LotzaSpaghetti@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago

Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 15 points 1 month ago

Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats

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[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 127 points 1 month ago

No tweaking for Emma.

[-] FrankenSpinach@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Justice for Emma

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 118 points 1 month ago

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

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[-] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 month ago

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

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[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago

Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.

Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 57 points 1 month ago

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

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[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

What the sigma is going on here

[-] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 37 points 1 month ago

Don't Ohio me.

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 month ago

Literally 1984

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

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[-] nbyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

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[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

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[-] Seraph@fedia.io 34 points 1 month ago

"No mames"

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[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

[-] Shizrak@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

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[-] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 month ago

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

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[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

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[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

Why Ohio???

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 month ago

JD Vance is from there :/

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

but the only couches are in the teachers lounge

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

It means creepy or weird.

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[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

thank god I grew up when I did.

[-] dgmib@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 month ago

It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.