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My turn on the lathe (hexbear.net)
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[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

I would like to clarify that my upbear of this post is not an endorsement of Joe Biden for president in 2028.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

I would like to clarify that my updoot of this post is not an endorsement of the meta nature of this post but rather because it was topical and gave me a sensible chuckle

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I would also like to clarify that my previous comment is a "bit".

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Biden ain't going to be alive in four years.

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

That's what makes it funny

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If he had actually died and they managed to Weekend at Bernie's him this election he probably would have won.

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

he can still win if we vote for him

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

But what about the other Biden?

[-] blight@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Jeb Biden, Jill’s new husband, heeds the call jeb

[-] blight@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

You underestimate the power of modern medicine for people who have money. Also he doesn’t have to sit the full 4 years, he just has to win.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

They're gonna need to build a Golden Throne for Biden where they sacrifice thousands of Dem interns and volunteers daily to sustain him.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

WTF I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Bidenist now? I'm a huge MLB fan, let's go mets!

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Correct! Biden is the only candidate who can defeat trump

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Only one who ever has

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

49: Medvedev

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

50: Andropov2.0

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago
  1. Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow
[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

52: Juan Guaido (as Emperor of the United States of Earth)

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

trump-anguish whywhywhywhywhy trump-anguish whywhywhywhywhy trump-anguish hillgasm trump-anguish

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

He's just Biden his time

[-] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

It ain't Joever yet!

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Honestly I'm gonna assume this is what's gonna happen

It would be by far the stupidest possible future, and that means it's most likely

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

If Trump doesn't run again in 2028 they don't need joe biden, who as we all know, is the only democrat to NEVER have lost an election to DJT

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

lathe-of-heaven

Kamala fully becomes a republican, and then the next 4 terms are Kamala/Hillary after Biden's seconds term

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Bronzer and Benzos on. Bronzer and Benzos off.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Groundhog Day 2

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

this but slap in a pic of the crypt keeper for Biden 2028

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Year of four presidents but it's just the same two guys swapping back and forth.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Actually Biden will be the 49th. He will be VP for AOC who gets shot by yamagami who has been released for good behaviour

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