reminded of the bit in a recent chapo about how 'if the white house spent the costs of shipping and handling to get real christmas trees from a district across the country over plastic christmas trees just because a dem senator has them in their district, there would be an entire news cycle cut out to mock how incompetent a cost that is'
yeah this is what i'd make my drug running look like; bougie salads are easier to explain than the logistics of supplying adrenochrome to an entire campaign staff
These are the people who named their daughters Khaleesi
Failson/daughter makework program
Not a real Party.
Just a stack of grifters in a lanyard
but the dems are the only ones can stop trump. We can't be critical of them before an election
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If they don't win sweet greens will never get to Delaware!... Wtf did they stay in Delaware
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At my new company my coworkers always recommend sweetgreen and I fucking hate it. 20 bucks for a salad with too much kale and can of sparkling water.
Also a company with ties to Israel. So it's shitty on a few levels.
We had a local chain place near me that I always loved. It was salads, like good ones, for ~$10. Some cheaper. Breakfast burritos like $3 and giant iced coffee like $1. Wonder if it's still good prices. As they opened more locations they actually kept lowering their prices. Hope they still out there.
The salads are nice when somebody else was buying. Had a BS corporate event where they had unlimited free kale parmasean salads and they were actually good, but they better be at that price
agreed i tried it once and it was not that good or worth it at all. i could make better salads at home for probably 1/3 the cost. i guess convenience is what draws people to it?
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Couldn't you just have gotten a platter of veggies and dip and some sandwiches form like a grocery store or something?
Or fucking pizza?
Also supporting local business would probably turn out more voters than the actual campaigning
Or just a fuckload of kale at the supermarket and made a giant salad yourselves?
These people have never prepared a meal for themselves
For $11 and change I can get a large pizza from my place.
In 15 weeks Kamala's $1,500,000,000 war chest wasn't just going to spend itself. And I wonder what the actual cost of the salads was including delivery and grifting.
They clarify in later tweets that it was staffers paying for their own individual salads every day and not campaign funds. But still, these guys are so poisoned that they have to have their expensive salads every day.
And, I guess, technically, their wages are campaign funds.
Paid staffers buying the campaign’s recommended salads isn’t technically the campaign buying salads I guess
Yeah but shipping individual salads across state lines is still deranged
Nothing screams "working class" like a $15 salad.
Not gonna lie I struggle to find a decent lunch spot for less than $15 these days. A $10 lunch from 2019 costs $15 in 2024.
Shipped in from out of state too. No need to have some kind of actual connection with the people of the community who might vote for you if your campaign has 50 people tipping them every day
In fairness, Wilmington is less than an hour away from sweet greens in Philly
lol. lmao even.
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