I pee in the shower and also drink beer in the shower.
If you have not peed in the shower while drinking a cold one you have not lived.
This is not a joke trust me.
I'd be worried id get tipsy and slipsy :/
I drank a bottle of Soju in a hot shower. I know it's pretty much a meme, but 4 standard in a hot shower with little food on my stomach nearly made me faint when I tried to get out.
I drank beer in the shower once. It was awkard to say the least. There I was, under the hot water, naked and drinking Heineken.
let your freak flag fly comrade lets get dirty with it
Level up your game and consider wine in the shower.
I take it a step further and cry in the shower.
Did you ask your doctor if that's safe?
My doctor said I was too old to be autistic so I don't go to him anymore.
<3 Norm
finally, now we can move onto the REAL issues, pissing in the sink #sinkpissersriseUP
Didnt need permission
ty sending this to all my exes
the issue was me being in the shower while you did it
Jury's still out on shitting in the tub
"Waffle Stomping deemed A-OK after 30 year longitudinal study"
Keep poop knife shower accessible.
... what were people concerned about? The piss goblin killing you?
People who were like “I don’t trust doctors 
” in 2020 suddenly changing their minds
Why wouldn't it be?
I've been pissing in the shower so long I've Pavlov's dogged myself into wanting to pee when touching hot water. Like I'll wash the dishes then have to piss. Lmoooo
What about in the grower?
I will piss in the shower every time I shower until the day I die and no one can stop me. No one can shame me. In this house, we follow the science.
Let me tell you from experience, the shower and the commode are usually plumbed in together so your piss mixes w shower water and your shower water mixes w piss. The shower doesn’t care and neither does the water closet.
im still not gonna piss in the place that is specifically designed for me to clean myself in
Death to America
What the fuck? Obviously tho fr what the fuck
It's the shower! It's where the dirty ass water goes after you rinse off your dirty ass, why would piss suddenly make it like radioactively toxic, like Homer dumping that one last piece of toxic waste
don't need doctors to tell me what I already know.
I genuinely assumed this was The Onion. Are there people who were confused about this?
Doctors say it's fine to bathe in the toilet
I didn't need no medical school training to know that.
I don't have a moral problem with it. But it might make the bath tub smell like piss, which could offend other people who live in your house.
i have a moral problem with anyone whose piss smells so strongly that the smell of it lingers after going down the drain with the running water
You're suposed to have the water running while you do it
yes but what about poo?
Pooping is the shower is fine so long as you smoosh it down the drain
Edit just in case for people reading do NOT do this
the phrase is "waffle stomping"
Doctor says it's fine to pee on them in the shower, immediately retracts it, unless...
Peeing on a doctor was more or less the first thing I did in life, so I speak from experience when I say they actually don't seem to mind that much.
I always pee in the shower... even when I'm not taking a shower
Asking the waiter where the shower is
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