I literally cannot think of a better punchline
Edit: See it for yourself
Corporations can't live without bullshit, the irony of this shit is next level
I mean, there are open things about it. As in - TCP/IP is open. APIs to develop Windows programs are open.
In the same way as Solaris, HP/UX, Digital Unix and something else were open. Except Sun would even send OS sources in addition to documentation to customers interested in optimizing something they'd do, or so I've heard.
But the "most open" thing looks like 2003 "get the facts" style propaganda, except back then they had technical competencies, now it's purely the oligopoly.
Wait, this is /c/lemmyshitpost, not /c/linuxsucks.
What is this from?
Edit: https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=/home
Yup actually a thing. Thank you to OP who linked to it in another comment thread
Alt universe where MS went full fossy, the event focused on rolling release called "Open Windows".
Their version of the Recall is called "Skylight" and is an extension of their full local AI "Peephole", for which a lot of companies pay specific licencing fees of the input data it is trained on (depending on their needs & quality of selection).
Their search engine "Periscope" got some heat lately for giving users the option to display sponsored generic links.
Open as in most leaks?
In a void, anything can the "The most ____"
At least the Aptos default typeset they use is better than Calibri. I hate Calibri but I can't quite articulate why. Maybe because it's the default and I'll hate Aptos eventually too.
Ugh, if most of my shit would actually run on Linux I would've switched years ago...
Open to exploitation
You literally cannot come with a better punchline? I generally don't kinkshame but that's a strange one.
The most open os for us to snoop through your shit.
whenever someone holds their hands like that when giving a talk, they're trying to feed you a plate of shit
How ironic
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