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Thanksgiving kelly (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by plinky@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago

The land acknowledgement lmao this is a good one

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

*Latest Fad

[-] cream_provider@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

Baste kelly

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Tag yourself, I'm Plymouth Rock.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

G-gobble gobble...?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

I'm the nay flower

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

dejected turkey soul 😇

[-] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

That was my nickname in highschool

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

im-vegan

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Pilgrim with Mr. Fantastic powers.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Turkney because im cooked but nobody wants to eat me

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Chad based turkey, not the virgin dejected turkey

[-] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I call the WOKE

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

NO.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I'm one of the Holiday Ruiners.

[-] facow@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Plymouth woke

[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

My aunt says we are descendents of Miles Standish, so I guess I'm Miles Standoffish

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Also, we're vegan

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

im-vegan

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

I am thankful to the Wampanoag people for inventing the pie spatula

[-] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Dejected turkey ☠️

[-] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

:plymouth-rock: when

[-] D61@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

The Nay Flower

agony-wholesome

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This one is fucking me up

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I dated an American Indian girl for a bit and was surprised to learn to family celebrated Thanksgiving. According to her "my dad just likes an excuse to smoke a turkey". They invited me one year but I couldn't make it and apparently her family was bummed.

So yeah this kinda happened to me.