Friends with apes would be cool but I also really want a bear friend or big cat.
What not watching "my gym partner's a monkey" does to a person
I just watched it and now I'm with the OP, I want a smooth criminal spidermonkey watching my back.
I'll have that annoying themesong stuck in my head for the next week, thanks.
monkey monkey monkey
Life could be a dream, doo wop 
It's probably never going to happen, but one of the things on my bucket list is to have lunch with some kind of great ape. Gorilla or Orangutan preferably but any would be nice
Jamie pull up that footage of the gorilla eating from the picnic basket.
Does the monkey have a little door and sometimes go on his own adventures?
These conditions are mandatory. The monkey must have a monkey door.
Just no fucken xanax or access to the car. We've seen how this ends.
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They always seem like such cheeky little shits though when I've met them. It'd have to be like, chill, you know?
Yeah they’re bloody scary imo. Sunglasses stealing rabid little dudes. Super cute and scary at the same time.
Itd stink tho.
UH OH
monkey see, monkey do
just have to let it.. watch you bathe...
i support this, assuming the hammock and your room and the adventures are in the jungle. i would call you a legend for pulling it off
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Lile the chinese grandma and the one armed moneky
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zYASVnVck
God I wish that were me (monkey or grandma both ok)
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Me too. I'd like a monkey.
And then my friends Monica, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and Rachel would all hang out in one of two apartments or a café and just get into bullshit situations and somehow get a huge following as a comedy series despite not being funny whatsoever.
Bad idea. Sure the monkey is +4 popularity, but he's also trouble, and half the time he shows up to one of your parties, somebody is gonna call the cops.
I almost bought a monkey while drunk in Vegas. It would have been difficult to get back home but sometimes I wonder if I made the wrong choice.
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