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I wish I could be friends with a monkey
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Itd stink tho.
UH OH
monkey see, monkey do
just have to let it.. watch you bathe...
Me too. I'd like a monkey.
And then my friends Monica, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and Rachel would all hang out in one of two apartments or a café and just get into bullshit situations and somehow get a huge following as a comedy series despite not being funny whatsoever.
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Friends with apes would be cool but I also really want a bear friend or big cat.
What not watching "my gym partner's a monkey" does to a person
I'll have that annoying themesong stuck in my head for the next week, thanks.
monkey monkey monkey
I just watched it and now I'm with the OP, I want a smooth criminal spidermonkey watching my back.
It's probably never going to happen, but one of the things on my bucket list is to have lunch with some kind of great ape. Gorilla or Orangutan preferably but any would be nice
Jamie pull up that footage of the gorilla eating from the picnic basket.
Life could be a dream, doo wop 
Lile the chinese grandma and the one armed moneky
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0zYASVnVck
God I wish that were me (monkey or grandma both ok)
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They always seem like such cheeky little shits though when I've met them. It'd have to be like, chill, you know?
Yeah they’re bloody scary imo. Sunglasses stealing rabid little dudes. Super cute and scary at the same time.
Does the monkey have a little door and sometimes go on his own adventures?
These conditions are mandatory. The monkey must have a monkey door.
Just no fucken xanax or access to the car. We've seen how this ends.
i support this, assuming the hammock and your room and the adventures are in the jungle. i would call you a legend for pulling it off
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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