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[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 218 points 3 months ago

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 99 points 3 months ago

It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago

Then when you meet her you can't the service up. "I swear I've never had this happen before"

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago

"I have 99,99% uptime I swear!"

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[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 176 points 3 months ago

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago

It could also just be women thinking, "I'd like to visit _____ when I'm able, I want my partner to go with me." Working in a passport office, I've met a shocking number of men who have never left the US (or sometimes even the state) by choice. Then their wife or girlfriend wants to go to Mexico or something, and they come in talking about how they're only doing it for her and they'd never travel if it was up to them.

Anyway, I'd consider traveling one of my hobbies even though I can't afford to do it often - plenty of time is spent planning and looking at things to do, so it goes beyond just the few days of the trip.

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[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 34 points 3 months ago

You can travel without spending a lot of money, people call it backpacking.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 74 points 3 months ago
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[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 130 points 3 months ago

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

Being handy is attractive. Getting a nice unique present is cool. And blacksmiths / woodworkers are the ones that do that kind of stuff.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago

I'm also willing to bet that the blacksmith they are picturing looks very different from your average blacksmith.

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[-] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 62 points 3 months ago

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

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[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 months ago

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[-] ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

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[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

It’s that men don’t take a lot of pictures of themselves. Then they refuse to take any specifically for their dating profiles. Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 55 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 3 months ago

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 87 points 3 months ago

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 3 months ago

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[-] UmeU@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Getting high and playing video games?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 months ago

...11% of women find men who watch pornography attractive?

12% of women find men who argue online attractive?

23% of women are into cryptobros??

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[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 41 points 3 months ago

Tl;dr: any interest is interesting and attractive. In particular if it can be done without annoying your partner and shows your ability to think independently. If it produces something useful that's cool, too.

[-] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Interested people are interesting.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

When does cooking stop counting as a basic day to day survival thing and start counting as a hobby?

[-] quixotic120@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

when you worry about “plating”

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

most attractive for women

*groans* So much for my gay ass...

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

It's going to be boob armor and just leather straps to attach it over a bikini.

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

can some one explain this meme to me?

I can't find Saddam Huisen

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[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 33 points 3 months ago

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

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[-] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Unironically, most of the women I've spoken too have found it attractive when I bring up 3dPrinting. It's an active and interesting hobby, and tangible & crafty enough not to be too "nerdy" or whatever. Perfect middle ground, women love it.

They probably just didn't think of it or it wasn't on the poll.

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[-] Joseph_Boom@feddit.it 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's weird that mechanical keyboard isn't on the list

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[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Is there a source for this graph? Would like to read the rest of it

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

So, lots of Linux fans should be fairly attractive. Like we read (the docs), know a few languages (at least bash), occasionally write scripts, travel (between distros), and archers became a huge meme 🙃

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[-] noxy@yiffit.net 23 points 3 months ago

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

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