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[-] Atlusb@lemmy.world 66 points 10 months ago

So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 38 points 10 months ago
[-] Atlusb@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Which policy though?

He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Gorilla policy

[-] Nanook@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they're sensitive creatures

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

He opposed the war in Iraq

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml -3 points 10 months ago

Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?

[-] essell@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago

Curious George.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 22 points 10 months ago

And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe

Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.

[-] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).

We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone -3 points 10 months ago

bro's gatekeeping harmful substances

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Not at all. Why pretend to use "harmful substances."

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

What? Obama was fit as hell

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Agreed, but he hasn't been in office for almost a decade

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

That just means I'm old. Fuck lol

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.

[-] somegeek@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

I think he's the father of harambe

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math

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