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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Three hole, so I can still stuff my face with Doritos while I'm hacking.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 30 points 3 months ago

...using chopsticks of course, so you don't get your mechanical keyboard dirty.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

But turning the keyboard upside down is how you find the snacks you stored for later!

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

I was gonna say, how tf am I supposed to eat all these cool ranch chips if I’m wearing mask 1?

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 months ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

An Army of Gimp Hackers for a Cyber Goth Mistress?

Why do I feel like this already exists as some obscure web comic?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I've met a couple hackers and their polycules, this probably already exists irl

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Nice, zipper for the doritos

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Don't forget the FINGERLESS gloves. Fingerprints are OK as along as it's fashionable

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

The trick is to put other put other someone else's skin on your fingers before

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 months ago

I prefer having no holes so that I can run ipconfig and ping.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 17 points 3 months ago

Left side is a skier. Right side does a criminal. I don't make the rules.

[-] potpotato@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Counterterrorist, Terrorist

[-] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ninja, IRA.

[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago

Only way I'm comfortable is when I am in dark room and have am projecting my code directly into my face while coding.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago

Old-school: hoodie and mirrorshades.

And let's not forget the hands....

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

click click click... I'm in!

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

LOL two people typing on the same keyboard at the same time was possibly the most computer illiterate thing I've ever seen on TV, especially considering that it was made in this century.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Both at the same time. Can't be too safe

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago

One hole more tacticool

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

You guys don't wear a gas mask? Am I the only one who uses nerve gas on the building to make sure I'm not interrupted?

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 11 points 3 months ago

three hole but the picture only has one of them in the right location.

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking

[-] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago

Left because it filters out the other hacker's viruses.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

The only correct answer is three-hole because GENTLEMEN

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

The one where you can’t see my eyebrows

[-] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 10 points 3 months ago

The one with the mouth hole so I can still hit my vape.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was thinking, I'm definitely going to be smoking so that one.

I'm an idiot. I'll just cut a smoke hole with one of the knives.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

you can hit your vape through the other one.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Shit, thought you were supposed to be completely naked so there's no evidence to leave behind!

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

The FBI will find all the cum.

3 hole so I can smoke at the same time

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Neither - for hacking I hire a genius Asian geek girl with piercings and a green sideways ponytail.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Depends on if you plan to encounter any CEOs when you go for a walk outside.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Left side: burguler Right side: terrorist

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

The one on the left gives me a clearer view of the depth of my cleaver…

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

One hole, because of Danger Diabolik

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