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And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight
Because we don't have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
"pheromones is when a lil stinky"
I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight
Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded
Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem
I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad
but not heeded
Atta boy
I'm really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up
Name checks out
What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?
If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?
They draw the pollution map overlay in Factorio
They are frequently wrong.
Could have done without the Elon comment just so I can avoid thinking about that choad for 5 minutes on the internet
While I understand the sentiment, I have to disagree.
This is nearly perfect comedy, Without the final redirect it's just a rant about Fake Plastic Trees
And it wears me out....
Tbh Europeans of the start of the nineteenth century had this too, but with Napoleon.
Who was turned away for losing and putting hundreds of thousands to their early grave. And then the king came back and they were like 'oh this Napoleon guy wasn't so bad after all.'
And then Napoleon lost again, got exiled and again the king retuned, people became so desirous of late Napoleon again that they elevated his nephew to emperor.
So you can say at least that however bad technocrats are, kings seem to be worse, by a margin.
it turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
I think that was part of the humor intended. Because it was spelled with a lower case m, which (ignoring the author's possibility of mistakes) means it was referring to the smell and not the person.
Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I'd fuck a civet.
(I wouldn't because civets can't consent. So I guess there's a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)
Let the civet fuck you, then it's consensual.
But would you fuck a Civic?
Same. I've filtered out a lot of keywords in my feed and I hate that it still comes up in screenshots. I'm just so tired.
Damn, this got me feeling some kind of way
Feelin' stinky 🦨
Like a musky husky?~
If you think the internet only has squeaky clean porn I have some news...
My buddies will love this one
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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