Sometimes I feel like I haven't done much with my life, which might very well be true, but at least I haven't done this to myself.
Amen to that mister Baggie. BTW, wouldn't you happen to be related to Dr. Bag, the man that did the autopsy?
No, but imagine if I was he.
Never. Ever. Try to eat a dinosaur.
I haven't eaten alligator but I have scoffed many times my body weight in chicken and Turkey. I do have a Spinosaurus tooth I could nibble on.
Chicks, man, they'll be the death of you.
Never stick your chick in crazy (parts of your body)
"Villagers believe that he may have swallowed the chick as part of a ritual to fulfill his desire to become a father."
I don't think it worked
What are you talking about? He gave birth to a live chick!
At first I read this as he swallowed an entire CHICKEN live and I was like “No fucking SHIT he died how do you even do that?!?”
Wow, he got clucked.
These Steve-O copy cats are getting out of hand.
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