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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Every single one of these folders he porn in it

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 100 points 2 days ago

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[-] Moose@moose.best 19 points 2 days ago

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

did they stutter

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

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[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 102 points 2 days ago

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 2 days ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod

you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself

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[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 days ago

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[-] _wizard@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Horses love it.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?

(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Stego knows more than one position.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago
[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

You mean clips for Vaush

[-] KuzhinierSileon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

"Family Stuff"

oh no

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago

Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They've been contributing to it 😨

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

The only place I bet.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Vampire porn should be top level

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 days ago

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[-] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Mr Hand's computer

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I want to see the psp folder!

[-] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 15 points 2 days ago

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

It's all also porn.

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[-] jayk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

You can't fool Everything.

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