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[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 105 points 2 weeks ago

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 2 weeks ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod

you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself

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[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[-] _wizard@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Horses love it.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?

(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Stego knows more than one position.

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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 102 points 2 weeks ago

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[-] Moose@moose.best 20 points 2 weeks ago

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

did they stutter

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah gotta leave the normal stuff up top

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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

The only place I bet.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 weeks ago

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[-] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

"Family Stuff"

oh no

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

They've been contributing to it 😨

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's all also porn.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Every single one of these folders he porn in it

[-] jayk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Vampire porn should be top level

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

You mean clips for Vaush

[-] KuzhinierSileon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mr Hand's computer

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I want to see the psp folder!

[-] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can't fool Everything.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest

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