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"what's your argument?"
Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.
Maybe. If I can find someone to pawn them off to.
Yo any trans men here want some free balls? Balls! Get ya balls here! Come to Dirt_Owls Krazy Ball Shack and get ya first pair o' balls half off. Wow, with prices this good, I must be KUH-RAAAAAZY! camera spins wildly
I have evolved into a used genitals salesperson
Got any cloacae? Been thinking about upgrading to the one-hole solution.
honestly
dude wtf i was gonna use that later
Pffft no you weren't
Now I can't piss 
Haha no piss no piss 
Ok but watch out, it bites
WHAT?! WHY?!
I don't know. I've been worried that it might have rabies after a raccoon bit it (long story, nothing weird)
Good luck! 
I now have collected a total of 5 penises
This is going to be great for the polycule
Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs?? 
okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.
Oh so THATS why I don't have one. I thought I was just broken
oh thank god
can you take the balls too x
Bro you can keep it!
Not again
I just checked and it's still there
Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box
NFT but for penis.
NFT-nis
I replaced it with a fake one when you weren't looking.
If you check, it says property of A DWEEB underneath
But I am a dweeb 
Free SRS penectomy 
never had one 
you want my boobs? they give me really bad back issues.
You too? 
im gonna get them off at some point, surgery is scary though.
I'm a body without organs
I finally understand Deleuze
This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.
I will pretend to get mad if you promise to never give it back. Hell, you can even take the testicles for free.
What are you going to do, peg me with it?
(betrayal. unimaginable. bent over and fucked... with my own damn penis.)
yeah you also stole my oat milk
how am i going to have breakfast
If you get any extra lmk, always wanted to have one for myself
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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