dude wtf i was gonna use that later

Couldn't you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.

Now I can't piss

Ok but watch out, it bites

Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs??

Oh so THATS why I don't have one. I thought I was just broken

okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.

can you take the balls too x

oh thank god

I just checked and it's still there

Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box

Free SRS penectomy

Bro you can keep it!

Not again

I'm a body without organs

I finally understand Deleuze

This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.

never had one you want my boobs? they give me really bad back issues.

What are you going to do, peg me with it?

(betrayal. unimaginable. bent over and fucked... with my own damn penis.)

yeah you also stole my oat milk

how am i going to have breakfast

I will pretend to get mad if you promise to never give it back. Hell, you can even take the testicles for free.

If you get any extra lmk, always wanted to have one for myself