Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Bad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.
This glass has a safety factor of 2
Re: good engineer: this is the thing that frustrates me amount marketing/labeling for travel mugs or cookware; the listed capacity is the absolute brim capacity not the practical capacity. Want to put 16 oz in a 16 oz mug you’re gonna have to sip 3 ounces out first in order to put the lid on. Want to serve 2 qt soup? Gotta use the 3 qt pot.
Yes!! So unbelievably annoying. Okay. Thank you. The total volume of this cylinder is 473ml. What the fuck can I use this for?! What I want you to tell me: total volume and total practical volume. Dumb af
Real engineer: it's full. Approximately 50% water, and the rest air.
"The glass was built to the wrong specifications"
Glass functioning as intended. Any deficiencies that arise are due to the failure of the customer to provide appropriate design parameters.
Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I'll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now ..... this is water right?
Not if you need to stir it.
My mother in-law is a lab scientist. She says this is accurate.
The beaker is always full, when it's half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL
But what if I pour vacuum into the beaker?
Then it would be full of dust bunnies
Realist: who’s cleaning all these glasses?
Fucking real
Opportunistic Lab Intern:
“While you’re all debating if it’s half full or half empty I drank it. Now it’s empty.”
Scientist Russian Roulette: Drink the mystery breaker. They all have water, except for one that's hydroflouric acid.
Ahh found that label!:
99.985% Pure.
Nitrogen (N₂): 39%
Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%
Argon (Ar): 0.465%
Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%
Water (H₂O): 50%
I thought the half full, half empty thing. Was about the flow of water. If you're emptying the glass, at some point the glass will be half empty. If you fill the glass, at one point the glass will be half full.
100% Full with 50% volume occupied by Dihydrogen monoxide molecules and 50% volume occupied by a mixture of molecules in gas form, colloquially refer as "air", which contains, according to the statistical data recorded by analyzing the gas molecules in the air in the Earth's Atmosphere, 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other trace gases.
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(I have no idea what I'm saying lol)
Scientific paper writer
After a long romp, a fairly new g/f went into my kitchen, grabbed a 1 gal bottle of white vinegar from the fridge, poured herself a glass and tried to chugged it while I was still in bed recovering. -She had the nerve to think I tried to poison her (for half a minute)!
Read and use labels. lol
Why do you keep vinegar in the fridge? I keep the gallon jug in a cupboard and smaller container just on the counter
Why do you keep vinegar in the fridge?
Imagine the trouble if it rots!
That beaker does not look half full to me. Many like 1/3rd full, or at least somewhere between that and half full.
The pedant
Engineer: the glass is underutilized/over-sized
Management: Lets hire a consultant to investigate the value proposition of downsizing glasses and discuss the results over a company expensed dinner.
It's not 'is the glass half full or half empty'.
The question is 'why is the glass?'
Once you know this, the first question is easy to answer.
Engineer: the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.
Topologist: that is a plate
Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.
I keep piss bottles in my solvent cabinet
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