Post your penis again for me Kif!

Post your penis again for me Kif!

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.
Lower.
Lower.
Too low!
Lower…
If she didnt see it then she didnt deserve it, Anon. You were a star and you burned bright.
Let your freak flag FLY!
I miss forums.
They're still around. Not as popular as they used to, but they're still around.
Reading old tigforums posts are so fire
I miss &TOTSE
ALMOST AS BAD AS MY CURRENT LIFE
That insinuate their current life is even worse than being a forum slave...
Dude’s got Sexlexia
I bet this is a congressman
Yes, and he's actively trying to make it illegal to roleplay, I bet.
Real and gay
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
I wonder who or what or how he's roleplaying now. Anyone have any ideas?
Today I learned on Lemmy...
Ah, misspent youth. I got my first girlfriend role playing as the narrator cat (Munkustrap) in a Cats: The Musicial AOL chat room (she was bombalurina).
I had like 15k messages in a really active discord server over the span of a year, it had like ~5k people in it last time I checked. If I can only get 15,000 with #general on my 2nd monitor for over a YEAR how the hell can anon get 50,000 on a forum with FIFTY PEOPLE?? Honestly I don't know if I doubt it or not which makes it even worse 😭
* note the server I played on was for a Minecraft 'client' (essentially a modpack)
80,000 with 20 people
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.