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[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 77 points 2 months ago

The only worse answer than "no" is "I'd love you more."

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 2 months ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 22 points 2 months ago

I ate a worm once when I was a toddler, does that count?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago

Only if that worm used to be a shy trans girl 🪱

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 19 points 2 months ago

I hope not, I don't need ~~another~~ a murder on my conscience.

[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

I think your expectations for my toddler self's memory are a bit too high, I've got no idea lol.

[-] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

It tastes like dirt.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 months ago

Sorry chasers, I'm only 13.77% dommy mommy. I'm a subby puppy girl or bratty princess most of the time („ಡωಡ„)

[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

That's an even better deal (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) Sign me up

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Are you me? x3

[-] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Great, now there's two of them

[-] laserm@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Transphobes realizing that the conservative media lied to them and that trans people are normal people be like

[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Equal rights and no stigma = more confident (and maybe even dommy) tgirls

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

I'm a worm, maybe this is why I can't find people to love me

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 20 points 2 months ago

too bad you're not a real doctor

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But I am a real worm/ I am an actual worm/ I live like a worm

[-] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Do you like to play the drums?

[-] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

I'm getting better on the drums

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

They'll call you Doctor Worm!

Sorry to spoil the in joke, I just want more people to know TMBG.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 months ago

Find another worms, you could try going to the library€

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

"Hold on, transgirls are just girls but trans?"

[-] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

Can the worm tie good knots?

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Yes, I will love you as The Worm, and I'll love you as The Tyrant.

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Could you mark this post NSFW please?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I'm ootl, can anyone help me out?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just a joke about "TRANS PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER" fearmongering (Panel 1) being taken to the conclusion that all trans people are ready to domme the poor oppressed cishets (taking the fearmongering to its logical, if sexual, conclusion) (Panel 2+3), and then being met with the reality that trans people are just people (Panel 4).

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Only if you can tell me in hour-long essays about the plot of fear and hunger

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 2 months ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

I clicked on the link and remembered that people from other instances see the pfp I removed ages ago. Magic of lemmy. xd

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I've never asked anyone if they would love me if I was a worm. But now I realise that deep down, I know it's possible that I could, one day.

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