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Weird green blinking light (vegantheoryclub.org)
submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 38 points 3 months ago

That means your car's politics have shifted too far to the left. Schedule an appointment with the dealer to have it recentered.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

Damn that cursed left shift!!

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 36 points 3 months ago

Why are BMW owners all the exact fucking same worldwide?

[-] Tobberone@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago

It's because BMW doesn't top up the indicator fluid as standard during service.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

If you pay extra for the service, they will disable the lights for you.

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago
[-] bushvin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

This is the way!

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

lol I came upon a BMW that clearly had just missed his turn (he slowed down, realized it was too late to make the turn, then sped up again), then turned on his turn signal to pull into someone's driveway to turn around.

I said to my wife, "This BMW driver is so lost, they're using their turn signal!"

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

"nevermind, it's fine, it turned off by itself when I made a right-hand turn"

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago

Drain your blinker fluid

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

But if you don't signal, how will the commoners know to make way?

[-] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

The blinkers should just engage the headlights blinking in a BMW.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I thought that's how BMWs already worked.

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Don't rightly care if they do."

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

That's NASCAR mode. You hit the gas and just keep going left.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, it'll be fine in 0.5s.

Oh no, it's back!

Never mind, it's fine.

Wait no!

[-] Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it's pointing directly at it.

[-] odium@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

I think it means your speedometer is displaying double your actual speed. So you can go at a speed that the speedometer says is twice the speed limit, and you'll actually be going at the speed limit.

Hope that helps 👍

[-] Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I followed your advice, now I'm sitting in jail. What did I do wrong?

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's pointing at 100 which is the minimum speed the car expects to be doing.

Really it's just a gentle reminder if you're not driving it right

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

In my experience an unexpected light on your dashboard is about $1000 minimum at the dealership. I fear for the owner.

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Take it to a service center immediately. Thats not normal. Your car is at risk of becoming a different car

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

That arrow means you meed to accelerate to 100km/h

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

How, if you are already going over that speed constantly?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Do you also hear a ticking sound? If so, the car just entered a SUICIDE BOMBING MODE. It's on a timer to let you escape; follow the arrow for the nearest exit.

[-] QaspR@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Shit man, you gotta get that checked out. This is the "honk at me" feature. It means your car has detected that you're an idiot and everyone will start honking at you and passing you on the right.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

In the full image, there's visible cobwebs on the blinker switch.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Pray tell for what reason are you asking OP this?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Because older people tend to flip it on and leave it on with no intention to change lanes or turn anywhere

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And use Snapchat too

And emoji

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