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[-] vzq@lemmy.world 108 points 2 months ago

It’s a shit post, I’ll give you that.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 2 months ago

Sorry OP but this kinda gives "EPIC: WOKE FEMINAZI OWNED ON CAMERA" vibes.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah... it can be interpreted that way. But even as a feminist myself, it is a dumb performative sort of protest. Paternal surnames are the least important fixtures of our patriarchal society, and, unless it was created wholecloth, there are no surnames that aren't patriarchal historically, as the meme points out.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I wasn't trying to call you a misogynist, just point out how the meme might look at first glance.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Wasn't my post, just advocating for OP

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 months ago

I think that's the intention, but in an ironic/satirical fashion.

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[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago

When people get married they should come up with a completely new last name for them both.

[-] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 2 months ago
[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 months ago

our beautiful baby boy Robert 3de2d34e-a089-4a5a-acd8-b00d7c7eb07a

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I mean it's not far off from Musk's X AE ZigZag VII Advent Children and Kkkopernicus Diceware Password kids.

[-] batmaniam@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Calm down Enoch Root

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

There's even a website cataloguing them all! https://everyuuid.com/

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

A coworker of mine did this. He and his new wife took parts of their last names and blended them together to create a unique new last name for both of them.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

That's very cool, i like that

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[-] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

A lot of last names here are frozen patronyms (e.g. at some point some dude named Hans had kids; now there are lots of people calling themselves his son, Hansen) or place names. I kinda like the place name bit: Just give kids last names to a place they have a connection to. Where they were born or conceived or something.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

Also jobs. Lots of millers, smiths and hunters etc

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Ironically no one had the last name of "prostitute" or "harlot"

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Sorry, but unfortunately I got interested and followed your link:

There is a popular legend that "hooker" as a slang term for a prostitute is derived from his last name[26] because of parties and a lack of military discipline at his headquarters near the Murder Bay district of Washington, DC. Some versions of the legend claim that the band of prostitutes that followed his division was derisively referred to as "General Hooker's Army" or "Hooker's Brigade".[27] However, the term "hooker" was used in print as early as 1845, years before Hooker was a public figure,[28] and is likely derived from the concentration of prostitutes around the shipyards and ferry terminal of the Corlear's Hook area of Manhattan in the early to middle 19th century, who came to be referred to as "hookers".

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

lack of military discipline at his headquarters near the Murder Bay district

To be fair, he could probably have chosen a better place to set up..

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

I, John Prostitute, am offended by this.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Better than Whorson at least.

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[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

🎤 My name is chika-chika Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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[-] Soup@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

“London”: Not too bad, works ok.

“Climax”: …

“Tallahassee”: Pretty frickin’ awesome as a nickname but not sure formally.

“Syracuse”: I syr-acuse that of sounding dumb.

But regardless, besides all the “Von” or “De” or whatever names I’m willing to bet that modified or old spelling last names based on places are totally a thing that we also just decided to stop doing.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

Conceived? You really want to be named after the motel your daddy did a big cummy in your mommy's pussy?

[-] vzq@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Are you familiar with the Paris Hilton?

It’s tacky, but let’s be honest, that’s the least tacky thing about her.

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[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That last sentence is cursed.

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[-] scytale@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Where they were born or conceived or something.

“Hi there, Mr. Dumpsterbach.”

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

You'd end up with lots of people in each area having the same name.

[-] vzq@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And we do! The most common name in the Netherlands translates to “the Frisian”.

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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago

My wife and I actually did this, sort of. Not a completely new name, but we took her grandmother's name, rather than either of ours. Or, her great grandfather's name, I suppose.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Terrible idea. People clearly already struggling at naming kids. Coming up with a family name will be endless letters making the wrong sound, random sections being 'silent', so many puns or references to things, corporate advertising "oh it's the X.com family!"... Terrible, just terrible.

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Are you saying that the people who came up with the original surnames are more qualified than people today? At least with my idea when people come up with a new name they have to use it themselves, rather than their defenseless children.

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[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 points 2 months ago

The only reason I wouldn't want to take my partner's name, or have the partner take mine, is the same reason I wouldn't want to blend. It's just a headache to make sure everything is changed. It's why you see a lot of people who published research before their marriage continue to publish under the same name even if they changed their name. It's a major hassle.

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Sure it's a headache. So why does the woman have to do it? I think either keep your names as is or both people change.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think either keep your names as is

Uh... that was exactly what I said...

So why does the woman have to do it?

And that was exactly what I was saying I wouldn't do...

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah, my mom said she didn't care about taking my dad's last name, that it didn't matter since, in her words "women don't have last names anyway" they are just a way of tracing men's family lines.

[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

If you didn't know, Spanish people have two names: the first name of their father and the first name of their mother.

Since these names are their grandfathers names, here's a better proposal : the first name of your father and the second name of your mother. In that case, your first name corresponds to a bloodline of men and your second name to a bloodline of women... Unless their was a same-sex couple in your family, obviously.

Bonus point, since you get your Y chromosome (if you have one) from your biological father and your mitochondrial DNA from your biological mother, your names correspond to your actual DNA... Unless you're adopted or illegitimate, obviously.

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