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[-] Today@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not sure 160 is 2 minutes on my microwave.

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

What happens when you type "1-6-0" on the time?

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It probably becomes 1m 60s. I've had microwaves do it both ways, either having it only be in seconds or having seconds for two digits.

Edit: I'm dumb and very tired from Holidays, I'm leaving this up anyways though.

[-] Mesa@programming.dev 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I've absolutely done it before because I'm weird. Entering 1:90 (on my Kenmore microwave) ticks down 1:89... 1:88... etc. until it hits 1:00 at which point it will continue as normal to 0:59.

1:60 behaves similarly.

I have a feeling the "add 30 seconds" button will correct it to proper time format, but I'll test it for science.

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[-] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno. I've never put in a time on my microwave - i just use the add button. Does it give you a minute and 60 seconds. Thats weird.

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 55 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There are moments when I miss the stupid useless awards from Reddit.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 71 points 3 weeks ago

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[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I am so saving this for later

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly shows that hours and minutes are messy units. The French Revolution fixed a lot of stupid problems, but decimal time just didn’t stick for some reason.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Cannot say why decimal time didn't stick, but a similarly-proposed semi-decimal calendar with 12 months of 3 weeks each of 10 days was abandoned in France solely because Napoleon didn't like it.

It was also designed to frustrate Sunday church attendance because Sundays being every seven days would usually fall on a weekday on a workweek based on a ten-day week. While Revolutionary France experimented with state atheism and then deism, it eventually returned to Catholicism.

France spread its decimal measurements (the metre, gram, and litre) to the countries that Napoleon conquered or tried to conquer, but by that time, France was well beyond the "stamp out all semblance of religion" phase of its revolution, so a calendar designed with the intent to stifle religious attendance in mind was never going to stick very long once the French had left those territories. Besides, doing maths on length, volume, and mass is something that people do far more often than performing those calculations on dates. Sure, it would have made some things more convenient, but I'm guessing that for most people, the ten-day weeks just stuck out like a sore thumb.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In normal everyday life, you rarely need to involve time in your calculations. In science and engineering you do, and that’s when you run into problems.

When comparing two pumps, you run into issues like this. Which one is bigger: 29 m^3/h or 410 l/min. Doing calculations like that once or twice is recreational mathematics, but in a professional setting, these conversions are speed bumps standing in the way of getting stuff done.

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[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 weeks ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 20 points 3 weeks ago

And if my grandma had wheels she’d have been a bicycle

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

They all do, you put the food on it and it spins while its cooking.

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[-] Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Your microwave does math funny

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 18 points 3 weeks ago

Because 2:00 = 1:60

Or are we going to implement metric time?

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

The French tried to, briefly.

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[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Sub-Thought: I wonder how many people punch in “1:00” instead of “60”?

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 21 points 3 weeks ago

Answer: not enough. Sub-sub-thought: of those people, how many open the door at 0:01 to avoid the bell?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

If they do that, they'd better fucking clear the timer.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I shoot for opening between 0-1. So it clears the timer and doesn't beep. It was either get good at that, or check the manual for how to turn off the beep noise, and I sure as hell wasn't going to learn how to read.

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[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

I'll only buy a microwave if it stops beeping when I open the door. So if I open it right as the timer finishes then it only does like half of one beep.

Side note, the microwave also needs to go straight to time entry once I start pressing numbers. I've seen some stupid microwaves that you need to press a Time Cook button before the numbers or it will assume you are using its preset cook settings like "pizza" or "soup".

[-] Wwwbdd@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

 my microwave

I've put a note on my microwave to mute all beeps. I've made it very clear to my wife, in the event of my untimely death, she is to show her next husband how to turn off the beeping after a power outage.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wait you can turn off the beeping???

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Not on all of them. Ask me how I know.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Since we're talking about the fine polish UX of microwaves, one feature I highly value that not all have is that it should end cooking at exactly the same angle I put it in. It should complete a whole number of rotations while running.

[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I know, for example, that my microwave completes one full rotation every 10 seconds. If I want to heat something for 45 seconds, it'll end up backwards. But that's on me for not using a multiple of 10 seconds.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

For my microwave its 20 second intervals. But also, let's say I open the door mid-run, if the tray is rotating clockwise, when I restart it it will rotate counterclockwise. Every time you open it it reverses it's rotation.

I don't know if all microwaves do this, or just mine. I never really had cause to notice until I started making desserts and candies, where you often nuke for 10 seconds, stir, 10 seconds, stir to melt chocolate. Easiest to just set for 40 seconds and open/close than it is to reset each time. This is the only microwave I've done that with, though, so idk if it's common

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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

+30s button, twice

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

To save time on things that need to be microwaved for 1:30, I just hit 90 then start. Saves 1 button click.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

The fastest way to get one minute on a microwave is to press the "add 30 seconds" button twice

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[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

"9999" equals 1 hour, 40 mins, and 39 seconds

I don't think you can even input :60 except as in 2 presses of [+30 seconds]

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Had a friend who got a microwave that instead of a numpad it had a dial like a volume knob. It was so irritating for some reason to twist it and then have to turn it the opposite way to correct it. Like you wanted 45 seconds and you'd twist and it's be at 1:30, youd scroll back, 35... 50, fuck it good enough. I just would twist it to a number and then stop it 45 seconds in after I realized it was that way

[-] kattfisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

Every microwave I've ever lived with has had a knob to input time. Maybe this is a regional thing?

My old one was completely analog and just had dials for time and power and a single button to open the door. Truly an efficient interface!

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[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Huh, all of mine since I was a kid have taken numbers up to 99 in seconds. Gotta admit I've never tried x60-x99

I regularly use 55 or 66 instead of just hitting start 2x which does the 30 second thing because it's so ingrained.

And 44 seconds is known as an Obama, 33 a Truman, 22 a Cleveland, and 11 a Polk.

Pressing more than one number is sacrilege. and 45 is treasonous.

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[-] Tiuku@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Microwave UIs suck so bad. I've yet to find an improvement on the classic two analog knobs system, where one controls power and the other sets time.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

That actually sounds lit I didn't know that existed

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[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile, to heat up some chicken gently for my mutt it's

Power power power power power power power start one zero zero start.

(one minute at 500 watts)

I miss my Akai at home with its memory button.

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Every microwave I've had, you hit the power button then the number corresponding to the power level you want.

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