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this one could go troll or dumbass, hard to tell
Probably started as a troll and picked up by dumbasses. Like the Flat Earth Society.
I wonder if the Finland conspiracy has any genuine believers yet...
I thought it was Belgium?
This kinda makes me feel old.
The version I heard I thought it was New Zealand... 😝
New Zealand doesn't exist. Show me New Zealand on a map
(this joke works because New Zealand is left off of a stupid number of maps)
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It's fucking impossible to know nowadays, it has even gone into "this is so crazy that it can't be a troll" territory. I'm at a loss of words almost daily from the level of idiocy and ignorance that infects every damn comment section everywhere. The bar for most stupid imaginable is racing lower and lower every damn second, and it's already WAY beyond what should be possible.
It’s particularly choice that the reader-added context uses simple.Wikipedia.org
Wait, as far as I understand, this is a wikipedia page for severely Learning disabled people? Great, since I know a lot of idiots.
It's for children, people with learning difficulties, and/or people still learning English. https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_write_Simple_English_pages
It's condensed content with simpler terms and plain English, which is helpful for those who aren't native speakers, like Gamba said.
Simple wiki also comes in handy in topics like biology, which can have very specialized vocabulary.
But in this context, the people who unironically believe in things like the moon not being a reflector can't be reasoned with. They won't change their mind no matter how simple English you explain the fact.
Jesus people are dumb.
First time I hear them being referred to as "Jesus people"
Well I guess there was an implied comma but this works too I guess. 🤣
I have a coworker who insists that global warming is a hoax because plants give off oxygen, not carbon dioxide. Can't even get a foothold in that kind of stupid.
Breathing is fake. You really don't have to breath. Don't accept this group delusion. Quit breathing. You can do it just keep trying to quit.
Or better yet, get someone to help you quit.
They should just be rugged individuals and use a bag, it helps get over the ingrained Marxist socialist brainwashing that will get them fake breathing as soon as they pass out from the overwhelming yearning to be free.
The bag on their head shows they must break the yoke of communism and be independent
The reflection (scattering) of light can be seen on the picture they choose to make their point. Sure, the comment is correct that anything you can see scatters light otherwise you would not see it, but in the picture it is particular obvious where the light source is from the reflection on the rock.
I wonder if they think “reflection” only means the kind of reflection you see in a mirror.
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Everything in the universe reflects light. Except black holes. Only things you cannot see do not reflect light.
And things in itself that are too small to see with even a microscope do not reflect light right? Light might interact there but will not reflect in the usual sense, it can however emit light though. As far as I understand that is.
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Is this person suggesting it's a star with well-defined edges?
Cold fusion achieved!
It only seems like rocks are brighter when you are dumber than a rock.
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Do they think all rocks glow?
I mean, technically rocks do glow.
Technically everything glows.
Surprisingly, this even applies to black holes (i.e. Hawking radiation).
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The only time something doesn't reflect light is if it's painted in that special black that's even darker than vanta black, because that's what makes it so black; it absorbs all light instead of reflecting any.
And even that reflects a teeny tiny bit of light.
A coating, which is made from vertically aligned carbon nanotubes. Absorbs 99.995% of visible light. Vanta: A mere 99.96%.
Black holes don't reflect any light at all as far as I know. They do emit some light via hawking radiation, but that's not really reflecting.
These people are walking among us. Worse - they sometimes breed.
I feel for every child that has to find out their parents are fucking stupid.
Honestly, it sucks. I have never been able to take advice from either of my parents as an adult. Of course as a teen they seemed dumb to me, but even then I recognized that I was a teenager and that perception was typical for my age. But they never got any smarter. Frankly, the older I've grown, the more like children my parents seem to me. As a kid they always told me I was super smart. Now as an adult, do they listen to me if I try to correct their mistakes? They do not. They've been suckers for cons my whole life.
And no, I'm nowhere near as smart as they led me to think.
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Intelligence is not stored in the balls
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I LOVE that they attached a picture. 🙃
If it doesn't reflect light, it'd be black. If it emitted its own light then there wouldn't be shadows in the craters of the moon and we also wouldn't have moon phases. It's hard to tell if this person is actually being serious because this is literally just entry level physics. Plus, we've collected moon rocks during the numerous moon landings.
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If rocks emit their own light, how come you can land on them?
From a distance, I thought this was going to be a 3D printed MST3K logo.
NO! You can see things because light hits it, not becuz it reflects it STOOPIT ^\s
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