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Easily. Tie a rock to a stick. Nobody listens to me.

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[-] murmelade@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

Tie it with what, a rope? We stand on the shoulder of giants

[-] peppersky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

you just gotta find a rock that already has a hole for the stick to go into

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

THAT WAS MY IDEA.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You could still invent the beefer or lamber, though

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I had another idea called shovel, but guess what some piece of shit already invented.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I don't think you want to mess with him, though

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

While you were getting hammered, I was busy tying rocks to sticks. We are not the same

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I've been trying to come up with something to manually cut grain, any ideas?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I had a great idea but apparently someone stole it 18,000 years ago.

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Damn, maybe you could at least design a flag or something about these ideas?

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Put the two ideas together, put that new idea on a flag, ~~profit~~

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I have a soapbox about how a boomer probably got to middle management because they were good at sorting tables by date. Now I'm able to automate the data processing so I can get through 5 sets of 3000 data points so I can come to a conclusion that I have to coordinate with someone in the EU about so they can send me new data. What's the result? "That's neat but someone in the EU was annoyed by how long this is taking so you get a $0.25 raise this year."

this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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