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Kids menu (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 20 points 2 months ago
[-] ThoGot@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Sometimes unfiltered and porridge-like

👀

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

"Got the kids huh? You're gonna need another beer for this" -SkipTheDishes

[-] ruk_n_rul 17 points 2 months ago
[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

he's nervous

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 points 2 months ago

Don't worry. This is normal in Germany.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

We have a saying here in Denmark: "the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people".

With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago

Wine? You mean "old grape juice?"

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Fermented grape juice.

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, I ain't paying that adult menu markup!

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago
[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

where liquor?

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

No milk? Shame...

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