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[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 149 points 1 year ago

if you ever feel useless just remember that Fifa has a subcommittee on human rights and social responsibility.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

It's to make sure there aren't any white people working in the sweat shops.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Might be a damage control group tho

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 1 year ago

that would make it even funnier

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

When I was 6, I dreamed that Superman was showing me his new car. And in the dream, as a six year old, I was thinking, “Why do you need a car?”

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Writer Cary Bates says that the Supermobile was created as a promotional tie-in for the Corgi Toys toy line: "In my opinion, whenever merchandising needs are dictating story content, the odds of any real creativity or inspiration are severely compromised".

Yah, we could tell...

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

They don't let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.

[-] N00b22@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

So that why Sonic has a car as well?

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure what Sonic's deal is. I'm pretty sure he can't afford the drive thru.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

He can once he pawns off a pocket full of gold rings he "found on the ground..."

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Are you the Flash? Cause you beat me to posting this joke.

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

I went through the McDonald's drive-through on foot once

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago
[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

AFAIK flash does actually need to consume calories and all that, so maybe it's better than running literally everywhere.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

This was a plot point in the recent Flash movie.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And the show, many years before

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Most media just has superheroes consume regular calories for their body size it seems. Where does all this extra energy come from? Guess Flash has the speed force, Hulk the gamma radiation, and Superman the star power. Only two I remember someone eating extra calories is Pecorine from Princess Connect and that one girl who can create anything from My Hero Academia.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Flash just does mukbang offscreen.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, I specifically remember the flash drinking his coffee with double digit number of sugars in the Justice League cartoons.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

And I seem to recall a few times where one of the various flash-like characters ate a huge amount of food without thinking about it. Wally ate a 3-5 gallon tub of ice cream that had been meant for someone's birthday, if I recall.

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[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Also allows him to carry additional people and items, and store the items. However, might be better to have an SUV or similar for greater and more secure storage.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now I need a comic where a Flash uses the speed force to carry the entire Justice League Watchtower into another dimension and it just follows the characters who now have to live with the fact that they failed in their original universe. Green Lantern retires because the hope is gone, Aquaman works out a schedule with the new universe Aquaman so they can split the responsibilities of head of Atlantis and superhero work, etc.

[-] gerbler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmmmmm ackchually a green lantern's powers are based on willpower. Blue lanterns are powered by hope 🤓

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

JLA #89 (1997)

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

He uses it Flintstones style

[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

I don’t think it’s a waste - we know he can bring things with him when uses the Speed Force (his clothes), so being able to travel without needing to run and use up stamina isn’t the worst decision.

[-] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Can he bring his bike using the Speed Force as well?

[-] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago

Is the flash able to turn off his mental speed as well? Or is he living in this frozen he'll?

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The webcomic something positive did a strip where he figured out how to decapitate with ejaculate

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You’ve gotta think sometimes he feeling lazy. Or is going somewhere he doesn’t want to show up at all sweaty.

I mean you are faster on a bicycle than walking, so if it uses him as a power source, then he could probably go faster with it than the he can run.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

A bike yes, but a motorcycle has its own power source

[-] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Do we know this comic book motorcycle isn't powered by the Speedforce?

[-] BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A super bicycle would actually make a lot of sense. A (super) Human powdered plane would also be pretty cool.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dude can already run on water, and jump just about any distance, what does he need the plane for?

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It's so he can slow down enough to ride with his super friends.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, would you want to run everywhere just because you can?

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I guess this is for when her just wants to cruise real slow.

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