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Career tip #345
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The villain we need
So the Jews are running the world after all!
Got em!
Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense: 
Bank robber lol
Real bank robbers are behind the desk.
No, they are people robbers, similar but different.
The banks' robbers
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
That's pretty good hahaha
Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
Not to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot
as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
Right? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
Yea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.
Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.
False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.
Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...
Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
Because you are going bald lmao
My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.
Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
I guess to assert your dominance
Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.
I wear the bottom right beanie, but my career is of the top left. Have I broken the rules? Nobody informed me of beanie etiquette.
What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
You just prefix "turbo" to whatever it would have been without.
Oh. Right, that makes sense.
Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.
#4, also influencer.
Construction workers do not sacrifice their bodies to be paid less than a barista
To some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.
Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
Why is this so accurate??
Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
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this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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