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[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 9 points 12 hours ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 16 points 20 hours ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago
[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 18 points 20 hours ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 20 points 1 day ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[-] Venicon@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago
[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago
[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago
[-] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 day ago

He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 day ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[-] notgold@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[-] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[-] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

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