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He keeps poor company. (lemmy.world)
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[-] Venicon@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

Allegedly.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Allegedly

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Or dead?

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 22 points 1 month ago

What a degen

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[-] leanleft@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

did he really??

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 12 points 1 month ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[-] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

......joke?

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[-] notgold@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I do.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

ALLEGEDLY

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[-] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

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